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Offline Atomic Lib Smasher

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Can We Combine Hope And Change? Yes We Can!
« on: February 23, 2008, 10:07:18 AM »
I found this funny. Over at IMAO, Barackath Obamath has contributed his thoughts.

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Some say I'm arguing we should change in small jumps, but a small jump is a hop, not a hope. What I offer you that no other candidate does it change together with hope. Try and keep that straight even if you keep confusing my name with America's number one enemy. And these are not empty words; hope and change are solutions. They are things I believe in. In the eight times I showed up for a vote in the Senate, when they called my name I said loudly and proudly, "I vote for hope!" When they told me I couldn't do that, I changed my vote to "present." But know that each of those are really a vote for either hope or change. Hope and change are what solve our problems. If you have a problem, I say you try applying hope to it. If that doesn't work, try change. If the problem persists, try hope once more. Then make sure it's plugged in. This should solve most any problem, or at least it helped when I had trouble with my new computer.

 So why do we need both hope and change? Isn't hope enough? Let me tell you a story. One night when the baby was crying and smelled horrible, my wife and I tried to solve the situations through hope. It didn't work. Change was needed. Similarly, once a homeless man came to me and asked for change. I offered him hope, but he was not satisfied. You see, hope must be backed by change.

Read the rest...

http://www.imao.us/archives/009682.html
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Re: Can We Combine Hope And Change? Yes We Can!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2008, 10:21:35 AM »
 :o  Holy ****.  America is on the precipice of electing Johnny Cochran president. 
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Re: Can We Combine Hope And Change? Yes We Can!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2008, 10:26:34 AM »
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So why do we need both hope and change? Isn't hope enough? Let me tell you a story. One night when the baby was crying and smelled horrible, my wife and I tried to solve the situations through hope. It didn't work. Change was needed.  Similarly, once a homeless man came to me and asked for change. I offered him hope, but he was not satisfied. You see, hope must be backed by change

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Re: Can We Combine Hope And Change? Yes We Can!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2008, 10:31:12 PM »
Chope?  Hange?
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Re: Can We Combine Hope And Change? Yes We Can!
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2008, 10:43:44 PM »
Check out this little screech from the replies at the link:

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CHENEY PROMISED IRQ WAR WOULD BE EASY PEASY BUT NONE OF YOU CARE OF HIS LIES. AND YOU CALL THE LEFT UNPATRIOTIC? YOU NEOCON POFLECK IMBECILES WANT TO SEE A LACK OF PATRIOTISM THEN LOOK IN THE FRIGGIN MIRROR!!! YOU LET TROOPS DIE AND BE HURTING FOR LIES AND NOTHING!

DICK CHENEY QQ-QUOTEQ: "THE QUESTION IN MY MIND IS HOW MANY ADDITIONAL AMERICAN CASUALTIES IS SADDAM WORTH? AND THE ANSWER IS NOT VERY DAMNED MANY."

YOU WON'T VOTE OBAMA BUT MOST AMERICANS WILL AND IT WILL BE SO AWESOME. AMERICA WILL BE SO GREAT ONCE AGAIN ALL BECAUSE OF BHO AND HOPE! YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF HOPE BECAUSE HOPE IS ALL WE HAVE!

#4 - Posted by: PeaceNinja on February 21, 2008 02:14 PM

Time to switch to decaf, pal.
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Re: Can We Combine Hope And Change? Yes We Can!
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2008, 11:04:37 PM »
Give the democrats $3 trillion and they'll give you change!
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