I have a great idea for healthcare reform.....everyone pays upfront outta pocket or you don't get treatment.....it'll reduce the cost several ways.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to ,mourn, moan, whine about the loss of _____________(insert DUmmies name), Friend, neighbor, dope user and general all round deadbeat. When it came to doing nothing, __________(insert DUmmie name) was the best. He could beg a dollar of the hardest hearted rightwinger, scam the smartest merchant, cheat the biggest credit card companies, get the most free groceries from food banks but he never could get descent healthcare for free. What is this world coming to when a man has to earn his way by the sweat of his brow.....now will you all please pass by and kick a little dirt on his body as I sprinkle bong water over him as we conclude this eco-friendly funeral and return his body to Gia....you know ashes to ashes, dust to dust and all that stuff......and lastly but not leastly.....who has a hit of acid they can spare?"