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The dreams and aspirations and goals of the primitives.
arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 01:42 PM
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Bats.
Discuss.
Fudge you, busted baboon primitive. What is this "discuss" thing?
Why don't you discuss your feelings first?
It's like an autocratic Prussian schoolmaster addressing the
kinder.
The
schmekele primitive:
Inchworm (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 01:49 PM
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1. I want a pet bat in my house to eat the flies that gather on my fruit/veggiesbeer cans.
I still havn't seen any outside at night. Am I looking early or are they all dead?
The Lounge primitives try to be funny, and fail, as usual.
SteppingRazor (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 01:54 PM
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2. I read somewhere that it's unwise to stop in bat country.
TZ (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 01:59 PM
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3. I worked in the lab of a zoologist dubbed "batman" in college
He was studying vampire bats..pretty cool critters actually...
Moondog (816 posts) Wed Jul-01-09 02:14 PM
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4. Whatever happened to Louisville Sluggers? All I kind find are those hollow aluminum things.
The lordly busted baboon primitive again, reminding one of Pedro Picasso:
arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 02:47 PM
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5. Aluminum bats are an abomination.
People who use them in a baseball or softball game should be beaten with them.
Moondog (816 posts) Wed Jul-01-09 02:55 PM
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9. We are in violent agreement.
Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 02:50 PM
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6. I found a dead one on my deck last year.
I had animal control pick it up to test it for rabies, but it was negative. I figure it must've killed itself by flying into the sliding glass door.
I just couldn't understand why none of the cats claimed it. It wasn't slimy with slobber. It was just laying there.
I really want to see one alive. Well, I see them all the time at dusk, but they're too fast to catch.
Rambis (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 02:51 PM
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7. Get hit by ceiling fans
land on top of clothes dressers, fly up and get hit again. Then they finally hang over your bed and wiggle their face at you.
XemaSab (1000+ posts) Wed Jul-01-09 02:54 PM
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8. I will never forget the time I went out owling, got back at around 1 AM, went through the living room into the bedroom, and a bat flew out at me.
Scared the daylights out of me.
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