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Offline Lord Undies

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Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« on: June 11, 2009, 07:35:04 PM »
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2009/06/11/2009-06-11_chastity_bono_is_changing_gender_from_female_to_male.html#ixzz0I9erzbNM&C

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Cher is about to get a new son.

Chastity Bono, the celebrity offspring of the singer and late husband Sonny Bono, is changing gender from female to male, her publicist told the Daily News on Thursday.

The 40-year-old, known to family and friends as Chaz, came out as a lesbian nearly two decades ago. Bono intends to make the transition from woman to man, publicist Howard Bragman said.

Do you think she'll do Cher impersonations in a drag show?

She couldn't wait a couple of more years until her mother dies of old age?

.....If I could turn back time.....if I could find a way.......
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2009, 07:57:06 PM »



You mean she's female now?  :evillaugh:
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2009, 08:01:31 PM »
The watermelon falls far from the tree.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2009, 08:03:49 PM »
At least she hasn't reproduced.

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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2009, 03:01:44 AM »
At first glance I thought it was Uncle Kracker.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2009, 06:38:57 AM »
From the looks of that picture, I'd say the job is about 90% complete already.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #6 on: June 12, 2009, 07:35:51 AM »
C'mon, man, SPORK ALERT before something like that.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2009, 08:41:32 AM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on June 12, 2009, 07:35:51 AM
C'mon, man, SPORK ALERT before something like that.

I guess when you draw out of life's lottery a mother who is Cherilyn La Pee Air Sarkisian Bono Almond Fudge, this is what happens.  How does one compete with Cher?  It's enough to make you want to ski into a tree.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2009, 09:19:56 AM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on June 12, 2009, 08:41:32 AM
I guess when you draw out of life's lottery a mother who is Cherilyn La Pee Air Sarkisian Bono Almond Fudge, this is what happens.  How does one compete with Cher?  It's enough to make you want to ski into a tree.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2009, 09:52:37 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on June 11, 2009, 07:57:06 PM



You mean she's female now?  :evillaugh:


We already have one Drew Cary............
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2009, 11:51:59 AM »


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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2009, 12:16:51 PM »
She was such a cute little girl..



My first thought was what the heck happened?   Then I read the article
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But she fell out with Cher when she wrote a tell-all book ten years ago called Family Outing about their troubled relationship.

She revealed how as a child she was terrified of her controlling mother who insisted she be sent to a series of psychiatrists.

So was she born a lesbian or did she become one because of the controlling mother she was terrified of? 

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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #12 on: June 12, 2009, 12:29:59 PM »
Quote from: terry on June 12, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
She was such a cute little girl..



My first thought was what the heck happened?   Then I read the article
So was she born a lesbian or did she become one because of the controlling mother she was terrified of? 

article

I agree, as a child she was adorable. 
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2009, 12:50:08 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on June 11, 2009, 07:57:06 PM



You mean she's female now?  :evillaugh:
But what's she gonna do with them boobs?
Why did she need *her publicist* to make this important announcement to the world? Who cares?
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2009, 01:08:15 PM »
she could be the next King Kong Bundy. Someone alert the WWE
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #15 on: June 12, 2009, 09:07:13 PM »
She does look pretty terrified in that pic..Was Cher a Mommy Dearest?
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #16 on: June 13, 2009, 12:20:46 PM »
WARNING MAJOR BRAIN SPORK COMMENT BELOW!!!!!



I watched a documentary about sex changes once (well I have seen more than one because I have a sick fascination with the procedure).  When girls become guys they either just use their testosterone elongated clit as a penis or have a doctor fabricated one sewn on.  With the doctor fabricated one they start out normal sized and sometimes the blood will actually circulate to the end.  More often than not the end dies and the doctor has to cut it down and down until it can supply enough blood to keep it alive.  I have no idea why anyone would go through that.  Is having a dick that important to someone who wasn't born with one?  It is almost as bad as trying to attach a third arm to your back just for show.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #17 on: June 13, 2009, 12:22:40 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 13, 2009, 12:20:46 PM
WARNING MAJOR BRAIN SPORK COMMENT BELOW!!!!!



I watched a documentary about sex changes once (well I have seen more than one because I have a sick fascination with the procedure).  When girls become guys they either just use their testosterone elongated clit as a penis or have a doctor fabricated one sewn on.  With the doctor fabricated one they start out normal sized and sometimes the blood will actually circulate to the end.  More often than not the end dies and the doctor has to cut it down and down until it can supply enough blood to keep it alive.  I have no idea why anyone would go through that.  Is having a dick that important to someone who wasn't born with one?  It is almost as bad as trying to attach a third arm to your back just for show.

Thank you for sharing. 
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2009, 05:04:06 PM »
You are very welcome.  I just hope that some day someone can answer that riddle for me.  I seriously don't understand why anyone would do that.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #19 on: June 13, 2009, 06:09:06 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 13, 2009, 05:04:06 PM
You are very welcome.  I just hope that some day someone can answer that riddle for me.  I seriously don't understand why anyone would do that.

Well, apart from having too much money to begin with and being insecure to boot, these are people who live in a fairy-tale world (no pun intended).

It truly is puzzling, especially when all they have to do is strap on a dildo which contains a small burst-able package of mayonnaise.  :rotf:
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2009, 09:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Daisy on June 12, 2009, 12:50:08 PM
But what's she gonna do with them boobs?

She can have them donated to a man who wants to become a woman. lol.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2009, 01:37:42 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on June 13, 2009, 05:04:06 PM
You are very welcome.  I just hope that some day someone can answer that riddle for me.  I seriously don't understand why anyone would do that.


'Cause they're really, really f*cked up.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2009, 01:55:57 PM »
Good Grief!!!!!!!! That's Chastity? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??????
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2009, 10:38:09 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on June 16, 2009, 01:55:57 PM
Good Grief!!!!!!!! That's Chastity? WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED??????

She uglied up. Big time.
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Re: Cher's daughter Chastity Bono is changing gender from female to male
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2009, 12:39:19 AM »
Some idiot wrote a story on this saying that many F to M transexuals don't go for the Addadicktome and that they don't want that. Well, shit, they just want to be titless women...
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