The new Cowboy Stadium in Arlington, TX. officially opens tonight with a concert headlined by George Strait and Reba McEntire. Parking will cost FORTY DOLLARS. Let that sink in a few seconds. FORTY DOLLARS. Two twenty dollar bills. A tank of gasoline plus. Forty percent of one hundred dollars. The general amount of a monthly water bill.
No word yet on whether or not you get to take the parking space home with you. I'm guessing NOT. But you do get to take home the memories of all the OOOO's and AHHHHH's of marveling at Jerry Jones' ultra-modern state-of-the-future-art monument to SCREWING the public at large and the people of Arlington, TX. in particular. I guess they don't mind, so why should I?
Meanwhile, the destruction of Texas Stadium in Irving, TX. has begun. It was built in 1970-71. SCREW YOU, Irving.