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Offline NHSparky

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Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« on: May 16, 2009, 07:36:57 PM »
Right heah!

Kahlua Especial and milk, and while no actual sex here since I am alone, pron is readily available on the Innerwebz.
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2009, 07:37:52 PM »
Rum and a free hand?   :innocent:
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2009, 07:40:34 PM »
Hopefully not both in the same hand.
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2009, 07:43:17 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 07:40:34 PM
Hopefully not both in the same hand.


Where's you sense of adventure?
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2009, 07:48:48 PM »
Cheap Gin and Beer here! :cheersmate:
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2009, 07:52:49 PM »
Quote from: Carl on May 16, 2009, 07:48:48 PM
Cheap Gin and Beer here! :cheersmate:

Finally!  A guy at CC who knows how to show a woman a good time.
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2009, 07:59:40 PM »
3 dudes, no women, cheap booze, dreaming of sex.  This takes me back to high school...

Oh, dear God, kill me now.
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2009, 08:04:28 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 07:59:40 PM
3 dudes....This takes me back to high school...

Oh, dear God, kill me now.

Resist them this time.  You're not in high school anymore.  :tongue:
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2009, 08:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 16, 2009, 08:04:28 PM
Resist them this time.  You're not in high school anymore.  :tongue:

Well this one time, at band camp....
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2009, 08:36:21 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on May 16, 2009, 08:17:39 PM
Well this one time, at band camp....

I knew it!  The women here aren't wrong.  Yea! 
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2009, 09:35:52 PM »
Hey!  Who's hiding the Guinness?

And I don't have the problem of sleeping alone tonight, either.

 :cheersmate:

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged wimmins!!
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2009, 10:12:59 PM »
Good evening gentlemen! I hope I am not too late.  :evillaugh:
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2009, 10:15:17 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:12:59 PM
Good evening gentlemen! I hope I am not too late.  :evillaugh:

Just in time
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2009, 10:16:15 PM »
I'm looking to spank. Who shall I spank first?
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2009, 10:17:04 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on May 16, 2009, 10:15:17 PM
Just in time


And they say I am not lucky! How are you doing most spankable you?
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2009, 10:30:25 PM »
I need a hug tonight.  :p
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 16, 2009, 10:30:25 PM
I need a hug tonight.  :p
Typical woman. Promises a spanking, then just wants to cuddle. :tongue:
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2009, 11:39:12 PM »
Alright, I'm here, lets get this party started!!!
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2009, 11:40:43 PM »
I have the vodka... now I must fetch the cranberry juice, but I really don't feel like getting up from my desk. :p
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2009, 11:44:10 PM »
This whisky is good but it isn't worth $25 a bottle

Maybe I should have another drink just to be sure.
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2009, 12:07:41 AM »
Quote from: Tantal on May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 PM
Typical woman. Promises a spanking, then just wants to cuddle. :tongue:

I smell a corpse. LOL.
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2009, 12:08:58 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 16, 2009, 11:39:12 PM
Alright, I'm here, lets get this party started!!!

I need a second wind, I'm fading fast.
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2009, 12:18:10 AM »
Quote from: Tantal on May 16, 2009, 11:33:44 PM
Typical woman. Promises a spanking, then just wants to cuddle. :tongue:

 :lmao:
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2009, 12:19:18 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on May 17, 2009, 12:08:58 AM
I need a second wind, I'm fading fast.

Take a deep breath & close your eyes. Do you feel that tickle?
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Re: Saturday Night Sex and Booze Party
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2009, 12:27:24 AM »
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