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Offline bijou

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Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« on: May 11, 2009, 01:29:54 PM »
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CLEARWATER — Authorities say a Clearwater woman wasn't wearing any clothes when she knocked on stranger's door in the middle of the night to ask for cigarettes.

The Pinellas sheriff's office reports that 52-year-old Monica L. Wood went to the strange home early Friday morning. Deputies found her a short time later walking through a mobile home park wearing only boxer shorts.

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I wonder if there is another story today which can match this.
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Offline Lord Undies

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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 01:47:03 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 11, 2009, 01:29:54 PM
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I wonder if there is another story today which can match this.

I do strange things when I run out of cigarettes too.  I've been known to wear crotchless panties around my trailer park.
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 01:49:35 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on May 11, 2009, 01:47:03 PM
I do strange things when I run out of cigarettes too.  I've been known to wear crotchless panties around my trailer park.

Good god, I hope you at least wear something on your feet.

Dog turds are everywhere in your trailer park.
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2009, 02:04:56 PM »
Lady: Can you spare a butt?

Neighbor: I'd says yours is quite big enough already!
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2009, 03:20:07 PM »
It's Bill Clintons fault. He got her hooked on nicotine.
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2009, 05:29:44 PM »
Quote from: bijou on May 11, 2009, 01:29:54 PM
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I wonder if there is another story today which can match this.
Eh, just a little light humor for today.   :-)
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2009, 05:57:25 PM »
Damn, if she showed up on my doorstep I'd freak. I made the mistake of finding her picture... :bawl:

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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2009, 02:22:19 AM »
"Wood" is the last thing that's gonna happen around her.

:spork: http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/05/monica-wood-is-goes-on-nude-cigarette.html :spork:
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2009, 02:53:10 AM »
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2009, 07:36:59 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on May 12, 2009, 02:53:10 AM
Cute girl. :uhsure:
You've been in the desert waaaaay too long.   :tongue:
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2009, 12:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris on May 12, 2009, 02:22:19 AM
"Wood" is the last thing that's gonna happen around her.

:spork: http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/05/monica-wood-is-goes-on-nude-cigarette.html :spork:

Yeah.  Definitely not someone to flick your Bic to.
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 03:05:26 AM »
Quote from: lug-nut on May 12, 2009, 07:36:59 AM
You've been in the desert waaaaay too long.   :tongue:

 :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Naked woman asks for cigarettes
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2009, 06:21:58 PM »
This just proves a theory of mine.
People who get naked and walk about in public are NEVER the one you want to do so.
I have no idea what make the spork alert girls do it, but they are always the one to get naked.

I would rather do a knothole in a tree full of rabid squirrels than look upon another spork girl.
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