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Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« on: May 07, 2009, 07:14:40 AM »
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quakerboy (1000+ posts)      Wed May-06-09 09:50 PM
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Are there laws against shooting people with airsoft guns?
 Hypothetically only of course, and pertaining particularly and specifically hypothetically to children?
 

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1. It's a taserin' misdemeanor
 *zap* *crackle* *pop*




Seriously, it's probably battery. The degree would probably depend on how big the buises are, if any.


Double fine if you yell "Get off my lawn" at any point during the incident.
 

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quakerboy (1000+ posts)      Wed May-06-09 10:07 PM
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2. Dont have a lawn.
 Have the parking lot. Where the kids play. With my apartment handily insulating all their parents from the incessant screaming. 

I see a bread and water diet in Mr. Penn's offspring in the near future.

This one is squeaky clean new. If it grows, it should be fun.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2009, 08:38:23 AM »
Don't do it shakin' adolescent!  Don't do it, for the love of God don't do it .....

it will only escalate the violence!!!

The horror.

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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2009, 08:46:10 AM »
What a whiny man!  The kids are playing in the freaking parking lot of the apartment complex and being noisy.  Whoop-de-do  :whatever:  I thought the the DUmmies were all about "the children", well here are some kids doing what doctors say is healthy, playing energetically outside, and little Quakerboy doesn't like them being noisy.  In fact, he dislikes it so much he wants to shoot the innocent children  :mental:

You, know I hope those kids' parents know what a weird man their neighbor is.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2009, 09:01:31 AM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on May 07, 2009, 08:46:10 AM
What a whiny man!  The kids are playing in the freaking parking lot of the apartment complex and being noisy.  Whoop-de-do  :whatever:  I thought the the DUmmies were all about "the children", well here are some kids doing what doctors say is healthy, playing energetically outside, and little Quakerboy doesn't like them being noisy.  In fact, he dislikes it so much he wants to shoot the innocent children  :mental:

You, know I hope those kids' parents know what a weird man their neighbor is.

Actually they hate kids, and regard those of us with them as planet-killing 'Breeders,' especially if we have more than one kid.  The only way they are interested in kids (At least the ones who aren't pervs) is in a Third-World charity kind of attitude about the inner cities and as a great reason for greater social control, on issues from gun control to zero population growth. 
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2009, 09:04:23 AM »

But I though high density, urban housing was the proper liberal lifestyle.  :loser:



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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 09:18:12 AM »
Of course you can but don't be too surprised if their parents beat the living shit out of you.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 09:28:54 AM »
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Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
I dunno....can I shoot you with a real gun immediately afterwards idiot? :whatever:
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 10:25:37 AM »
Quote from: jukin on May 07, 2009, 09:18:12 AM
Of course you can but don't be too surprised if their parents beat the living shit out of you.



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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 11:20:16 AM »
Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on May 07, 2009, 09:28:54 AM
I dunno....can I shoot you with a real gun immediately afterwards idiot? :whatever:

This was close to what I was thinking. He shoots one of those kids with an airsoft pistol only to have them return fire with their own 9mm. Never use a toy to intimidate someone.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2009, 11:23:08 AM »
Quote from: jukin on May 07, 2009, 09:18:12 AM
Of course you can but don't be too surprised if their parents beat the living shit out of you.

I would pay to see that!
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2009, 03:00:20 PM »
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2009, 03:52:42 PM »
As frantic as the MSM is to publicize any gun violence lately, this could be quakerboy's big chance to make national headlines!

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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2009, 04:04:57 PM »
Quakerboy should be banned from DU for admitting he has a gun much less using it. I can see this young punk will endure some serious ass whipping in the future.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2009, 04:26:40 PM »
He should first identify his target. He should yell out, "Will you kids please play quieter?" If the answer comes back, "Yes Sir.", problem solved. If the answer comes back, "SHUT UP YOU OLD SHITHEAD, I KNOW MY RIGHTS." He should go back and get the 12 ga. pump and clean the streets. That's what he gets for voting for democrats and the welfare state. 
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2009, 05:46:56 PM »
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4. It's probably not something you want to get caught doing
 A more rational approach would be to fill the parking lot with broken glass, dirty needles, and used condoms. 



I can see why the primitives keep asking for advice on DU. The quality of it is just fabulous.  :whatever:
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2009, 05:50:20 PM »
The petronius dummie idea makes the idea of laying a minefield on our southern border seem humane.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2009, 07:01:06 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on May 07, 2009, 04:26:40 PM
He should first identify his target. He should yell out, "Will you kids please play quieter?" If the answer comes back, "Yes Sir.", problem solved. If the answer comes back, "SHUT UP YOU OLD SHITHEAD, I KNOW MY RIGHTS." He should go back and get the 12 ga. pump and clean the streets. That's what he gets for voting for democrats and the welfare state. 

My granddad's farm was divided by a dirt road. One day when I was visiting he had a shovel and was digging a small ditch across the road. I asked why he was doing it, and he said it was because some young kid on a motorcycle kept flying past scaring the chickens. I asked if he had asked the guy to slow down, and he assured me that he had. The ditch slowed the boy down to start with but by the end of the day he was back up to speed. The next day granddad was sitting on the porch with a shotgun when the guy cam by. He fired the gun over the boy's head. From then on out the boy took care not to scare the chicken.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2009, 07:54:35 PM »
Quote from: jukin on May 07, 2009, 09:18:12 AM
Of course you can but don't be too surprised if their parents beat the living shit out of you.

Let's see, you have assault and battery, reckless endangerment of a minor, anything else?
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2009, 02:57:38 AM »
Scare the kids with a gun that looks real but shoots plastic, that'll teach em!

DUmmies are always leading by example for our children.  :mental:

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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2009, 09:30:53 AM »
Years ago I had gone home to Kansas since I had inherited my grandpa's house. It was no more than 200 yds from the highschool in a little midwest town of maybe 8,000. Still had the bricks for pavers. I had a corner lot so the kids would get out of school, speed down in front of my house, hit the skids and zoom around the corner. They thought it was great fun, and it didn't bother me much until my grandkids came to visit.

Well the first thing I did was try and stop them by telling them there were little kids out playing, especially in the afternoon when the highschoolers got out. The next thing I did was get a beer, relax by the side of the street in my front yard with a 2 lb double jack waiting for them to come by. Unfortunately the local cops heard about it before I could throw the thing through one of thier windshields. The cop told me he would talk to the little peckerhead that I was going to slow down one way or another.

Well that didn't seem to work either. So to make a long story short, I took my grandaughter with me just as school was letting out and confronted said peckerhead.

I introduced my grandaughter, then about 5 years old. I then told him I just wanted him to meet the little girl he was going to run over if he didn't slow down, 'cause later he wouldn't have the chance.

The kid never sped by my house again.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2009, 02:52:30 PM »
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Years ago I had gone home to Kansas since I had inherited my grandpa's house. It was no more than 200 yds from the highschool in a little midwest town of maybe 8,000. Still had the bricks for pavers. I had a corner lot so the kids would get out of school, speed down in front of my house, hit the skids and zoom around the corner. They thought it was great fun, and it didn't bother me much until my grandkids came to visit.

Well the first thing I did was try and stop them by telling them there were little kids out playing, especially in the afternoon when the highschoolers got out. The next thing I did was get a beer, relax by the side of the street in my front yard with a 2 lb double jack waiting for them to come by. Unfortunately the local cops heard about it before I could throw the thing through one of thier windshields. The cop told me he would talk to the little peckerhead that I was going to slow down one way or another.

Well that didn't seem to work either. So to make a long story short, I took my grandaughter with me just as school was letting out and confronted said peckerhead.

I introduced my grandaughter, then about 5 years old. I then told him I just wanted him to meet the little girl he was going to run over if he didn't slow down, 'cause later he wouldn't have the chance.

The kid never sped by my house again.

H5 for not beating the ever-living shit out of him.

H5s also to jukin and toastedturningtidelegs, too.  I really like your style.  :cheersmate:

ETA: I don't know whose mole petronius is, but I like his style, too.  Obvious sarcasm.
« Last Edit: May 08, 2009, 02:54:06 PM by BlueStateSaint »
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2009, 03:19:12 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 08, 2009, 02:52:30 PM
H5 for not beating the ever-living shit out of him.

H5s also to jukin and toastedturningtidelegs, too.  I really like your style.  :cheersmate:

ETA: I don't know whose mole petronius is, but I like his style, too.  Obvious sarcasm.

Don't know if I deserve it. If I could have got ahold of him when he came by my house at around 50 mph when the "apple of my eye" was out in the yard, I probly woulda killed the little prick.

Never had to come to that though, 'cause after he looked into her baby blues, he just melted. You know how little girls can bat their eyes and make you do anything they want, right? I know she can still do it to me, and it's only getting worse the older she gets. I think she's about 14 now. I've already told her, her boyfriend will have to come by and go horse back riding with "papa" before she can go out with him. (heh, heh)
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2009, 04:02:28 PM »
Quote from: AllosaursRus on May 08, 2009, 03:19:12 PM
You know how little girls can bat their eyes and make you do anything they want, right?

Dealing with that as I type, literally.
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Re: Can I shoot noisy kids with an airsoft gun?
« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2009, 04:50:05 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on May 08, 2009, 04:02:28 PM
Dealing with that as I type, literally.

Ahhh, but if you're anything like me, you wouldn't have it any other way! That's what little girls are for.
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