Holy shit, it lives in my state?!??!?!?!
Bet you $1000 that the programs it's been in are all through Sheppard Pratt, which is costing the taxpayers of the Democratic People's Republic of Maryland a pretty penny.
Alas, madam, "Sheppard Pratt" does sound familiar.
The subway cat's mentioned the place by name before, and I believe it's that.
If this is any consolation, the subway cat doesn't like that place either.