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Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« on: April 22, 2009, 11:45:32 AM »
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A 52-year-old woman who took a job as an exotic dancer to help make ends meet was attacked on her first day by a jealous co-worker armed with a stiletto shoe, police said.

The altercation occurred Friday night at Club 1245 at 1245 E. Tallmadge Ave., according to Akron police.

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''The other girls were upset she was there and said, 'We don't need any more dancers around here,' '' Akron police Lt. Rick Edwards said.

A dancer then took her high-heeled shoe and began striking the rookie stripper in the face, police said. The victim was taken to Akron General Medical Center, where nurses contacted police.
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The suspect is described only as a black female in her late 40s.
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At least there's no danger of the club owner being charged for using under age girls.  :-)
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2009, 11:48:43 AM »
Fortunately there are no pics or we'd be faces with the nekkid troof.   :-)
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2009, 11:49:43 AM »
The fight ended when the woman stepped on her attacker's tassles.
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2009, 11:55:00 AM »
Sounds like a high-class strip joint. :whatever:
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2009, 12:02:09 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on April 22, 2009, 11:55:00 AM
Sounds like a high-class strip joint. :whatever:
Hey Ralphie have you seen this?

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Prostitutes solicit on golf course

In Prairie Village, Kan., clients at a golf course were offered a different kind of complimentary service on the green.

This week, two women were arrested on the golf course and charged with running a prostitution business out of their home. They were apparently soliciting services on the course.

The women, Michelle Segall and Karen Rutherford, 27 and 32 respectively, were set free on bond after being charged. In February, officers who had staked out their house witnessed dozens of people visiting their home, according to Sergeant Greg Hudson.

The women have been accused of dancing on golf courses and using golf events to meet more men. They also posted ads online for a massage service, although the police suspect more was happening inside the house. (Michelle Merlin)
http://www.studlife.com/news/news-briefs-apr-22-1.1727504

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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2009, 12:03:13 PM »
Quote from: bijou on April 22, 2009, 12:02:09 PM
Hey Ralphie have you seen this?
http://www.studlife.com/news/news-briefs-apr-22-1.1727504


That would kind of redefine the term "hole in one" wouldn't it?   :-)
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 12:09:59 PM »
2 of them? Wouldent that be a double bogey?
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 12:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 22, 2009, 12:09:59 PM
2 of them? Wouldent that be a double bogey?

Just a 2 hole course?  :uhsure:
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 12:14:16 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 12:12:16 PM
Just a 2 hole course?  :uhsure:
...and watch out for the skank shank to the left.
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2009, 12:16:02 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 22, 2009, 12:12:16 PM
Just a 2 hole course?  :uhsure:


I was thinking about the same green.

or you could just play through............... :naughty:
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2009, 12:16:54 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 22, 2009, 12:16:02 PM

I was thinking about the same green.

or you could just play through............... :naughty:
Try to stay out of the rough.  Don't wanna lose your balls in there.   :rotf:
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2009, 12:28:26 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on April 22, 2009, 12:16:54 PM
Try to stay out of the rough.  Don't wanna lose your balls in there.   :rotf:

The sand traps could be a bitch too.........
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2009, 12:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 22, 2009, 12:28:26 PM
The sand traps could be a bitch too.........
...other way around.
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Re: Police say novice stripper attacked by shoe-wielding rival
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2009, 12:36:20 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on April 22, 2009, 12:28:26 PM
The sand traps could be a bitch too.........

Where there's sand, there could be crabs.
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