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Offline ReardenSteel

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2009, 08:29:06 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 10, 2009, 07:58:11 PM
15 minutes for one cigarette?  I smoke 3 during my 15 breaks at work,

At six bucks a pack? You betcha!  :-)


Oh sorry. My "happy hour" answer is thus....

I start with a few firm smacks of the butt to ensure it's firmly packed. I take a long lingering sniff of the intoxicating Turkish blend straight from the box. I tease out a smoky treat with my tongue then light her fire. We breath smoke together, literally sucking the life out of eachother to our last dying breaths. I gently put her beside me and we linger in our afterglow. The racing heart if full of contentment and anticipation of our next encounter. Of our many future encounters this very night.

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- Ayn Rand
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #26 on: April 10, 2009, 08:29:16 PM »
I should be good for tonight at least...

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2009, 08:35:48 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 07:57:00 PM
CH was trying to be all serious in the Lounge. I gotta knock him down a notch.  :)

You're kidding right??

I gotta a notch that's just begging for ya
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2009, 08:37:30 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on April 10, 2009, 08:35:48 PM
You're kidding right??

I gotta a notch that's just begging for ya

That's quite interesting when you stop and consider a notch is usually a hole in something. 
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2009, 08:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 10, 2009, 08:27:53 PM
Why don't you pledge now and maybe The Lord will be pleased and He will see that you get the job you want.  He works in mysterious ways.

I talk to the Lord about different things than my job.  :wink:

He will see that I get what's right for me.
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #30 on: April 10, 2009, 08:40:43 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on April 10, 2009, 08:29:16 PM
I should be good for tonight at least...



I bet that cost more than my 18 pack of Bud.  :tongue:






I'm not bragging really it's just a slow thread tonight. Anyway they all taste the same after the first nine.  :-)
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #31 on: April 10, 2009, 08:42:41 PM »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on April 10, 2009, 08:35:48 PM
You're kidding right??

I gotta a notch that's just begging for ya

I don't know if you can handle me and my notch breaking.
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #32 on: April 10, 2009, 08:43:41 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 08:40:25 PM
I talk to the Lord about different things than my job.  :wink:

He will see that I get what's right for me.

You should talk with The Lord about all areas of your life.  Nothing is too trivial.  And it never hurts to show Him that you've changed your ways.  

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2009, 08:44:30 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 08:40:25 PM
I talk to the Lord about different things than my job.  :wink:

He will see that I get what's right for me.

I talk to God about my job all the time.  Usually, I'm asking him to grant me patience  :tongue:
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2009, 08:47:15 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 08:40:25 PM
I talk to the Lord about different things than my job.  :wink:

He will see that I get what's right for me.

H5 heh.

Say. Aside from Ben Franklin quotes, is a happy hour a thread in which we need to tell others how to talk to God?

sry that was more moral high groundy than I wanted to sound.
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2009, 08:47:21 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 08:42:41 PM
I don't know if you can handle me and my notch breaking.

You break notches! That sounds painful!

Off topic, But I was looking through the smilies.  What the heck is this supposed to be? ---> :tampon:

(Ahh, the name looks like it really is what I thought it was.  Disturbing)
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #36 on: April 10, 2009, 08:49:36 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 10, 2009, 08:43:41 PM
You should talk with The Lord about all areas of your life.  Nothing is too trivial.  And it never hurts to show Him that you've changed your ways.  

 :innocent:

He knows all about my life, but I know that He'll always show me the way and what to do.  
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #37 on: April 10, 2009, 08:50:20 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 10, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
Off topic, But I was looking through the smilies.  What the heck is this supposed to be? ---> :tampon:

(Ahh, the name looks like it really is what I thought it was.  Disturbing)

It's the closest thing we have to spooky ghosts.  It gets a lot of use on Halloween. :rofl:
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #38 on: April 10, 2009, 08:51:22 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 10, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
H5 heh.

Say. Aside from Ben Franklin quotes, is a happy hour a thread in which we need to tell others how to talk to God?

sry that was more moral high groundy than I wanted to sound.

I got someone a mug with a Ben Franklin quote on it for Christmas. :)
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #39 on: April 10, 2009, 08:51:45 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 10, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
You break notches! That sounds painful!

Off topic, But I was looking through the smilies.  What the heck is this supposed to be? ---> :tampon:

(Ahh, the name looks like it really is what I thought it was.  Disturbing)

That's next Tuesday....



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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #40 on: April 10, 2009, 08:51:51 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 10, 2009, 08:47:21 PM
You break notches! That sounds painful!

Off topic, But I was looking through the smilies.  What the heck is this supposed to be? ---> :tampon:

(Ahh, the name looks like it really is what I thought it was.  Disturbing)


Hmmm. Learn something every day. I always thought those were pistons firing. Never had occasion to use that before. (in either case, lol)
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

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http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #41 on: April 10, 2009, 08:54:17 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 08:51:22 PM
I got someone a mug with a Ben Franklin quote on it for Christmas. :)

I'd give you another high five but it's too soon.  :cheersmate:

Oops. re-reading that, was it the "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" quote or another one?
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
http://www.capmag.com/article.asp?ID=1826

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #42 on: April 10, 2009, 08:55:54 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 10, 2009, 08:47:15 PM
H5 heh.

Say. Aside from Ben Franklin quotes, is a happy hour a thread in which we need to tell others how to talk to God?

sry that was more moral high groundy than I wanted to sound.
No worry.  None of us took it that way.
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #43 on: April 10, 2009, 08:57:22 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 10, 2009, 08:54:17 PM
I'd give you another high five but it's too soon.  :cheersmate:

Oops. re-reading that, was it the "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" quote or another one?



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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #44 on: April 10, 2009, 08:58:02 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 08:51:45 PM
That's next Tuesday....



:rofl:

All for one day!  You poor thing  :o  :p
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #45 on: April 10, 2009, 08:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Lord Undies on April 10, 2009, 08:55:54 PM
No worry.  None of us took it that way.

Agreed.  :wink:
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #46 on: April 10, 2009, 09:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on April 10, 2009, 08:58:02 PM
All for one day!  You poor thing  :o  :p

PMS only lasts for half a day, but it's probably next Tuesday.  :wink:
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #47 on: April 10, 2009, 09:01:20 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 08:57:22 PM


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Doesn't work quite as well on a mug as on a beer stein

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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #48 on: April 10, 2009, 09:02:18 PM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on April 10, 2009, 09:00:06 PM
PMS only lasts for half a day, but it's probably next Tuesday.  :wink:

I get weepy for several days.  Occasionally I have moments like this -->  :censored:
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Re: WE REDUX HAPPY HOUR
« Reply #49 on: April 10, 2009, 09:03:48 PM »
Quote from: ReardenSteel on April 10, 2009, 08:40:43 PM
I bet that cost more than my 18 pack of Bud.  :tongue:






I'm not bragging really it's just a slow thread tonight. Anyway they all taste the same after the first nine.  :-)

Probably, but I got boocoo money today. So I'm splurging.  :cheersmate:
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