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Offline bijou

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Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« on: March 28, 2009, 04:23:30 PM »


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PORTSMOUTH — Police arrested a city woman on a charge of indecent exposure alleging she was collecting dog feces while naked from the waist down.

Susan Bell, 42, of 76 Manor Drive, was arrested Thursday after turning herself in on a warrant for the misdemeanor charge, said Police Sgt. Darrin Sargent. The charge alleges that on Feb. 28 at 6:20 a.m., Bell was pantless while picking up dog feces in a Manor Drive courtyard.

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I guess she didn't want to get dog poop on her pants.  :-)
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 04:32:00 PM »
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 04:33:36 PM »
:puke: I could have done without the photo
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 08:24:26 PM »
Dear Gawd.

Shave that, slap a couple of bolts on it's neck and put it in a tux and it could sing "Putting on the ritz" with Gene Wilder!  :o
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 09:35:06 PM »
'Wait ! Come back. I was going to make espresso!!!!
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2009, 01:04:11 AM »
That's, "Where are you going?  I was gonna make espresso!"

How embarassing.  This is NH, not Florida, for Chrissakes!

I don't have any neighbors for 100 yards and friggin trees in between me and them, and I'll STILL make sure I'm wearing pants when I let the damn dog out into MY yard.

The stoopid is strong with some people.  I wonder what her DU/Seacoastconnects name is?
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2009, 01:24:12 AM »

Seriously, It's uncanny.

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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2009, 01:35:41 AM »
This is what will happen if she ever shows up at my door...

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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2009, 03:01:02 AM »
I agree, she's indecent  :(
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2009, 04:39:32 AM »
A sight like that first thing in the morning could do wonders for birth control.
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2009, 06:07:46 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on March 29, 2009, 04:39:32 AM
A sight like that first thing in the morning could do wonders for birth control.

It would make me want to tie myself into a knot . . . ! :o
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 08:56:58 AM »
Quote from: Chris on March 28, 2009, 04:33:36 PM
:puke: I could have done without the photo
  I agree! I want to charge her with indecent exposure for going around without a bag over her head!!!
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 09:22:13 AM »
OMG...MY EYES!!!  :panic:
Someone pass the bleach!!!
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 09:29:44 AM »
SOMEbody forgot the spork alert.   :asssmack:
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 09:45:21 AM »
Athena1955?  Is that you?

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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 12:13:22 PM »
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2009, 02:08:15 PM »
You're gonna need more of that eye bleach. Just picture this: the body attached to that face bent over, and you behind her.    :tongue:
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2009, 04:24:14 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on March 29, 2009, 01:04:11 AM
That's, "Where are you going?  I was gonna make espresso!"

How embarassing.  This is NH, not Florida, for Chrissakes!

I don't have any neighbors for 100 yards and friggin trees in between me and them, and I'll STILL make sure I'm wearing pants when I let the damn dog out into MY yard.

The stoopid is strong with some people.  I wonder what her DU/Seacoastconnects name is?

My bad. I should have checked it out.
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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2009, 04:42:52 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on March 29, 2009, 02:08:15 PM
You're gonna need more of that eye bleach. Just picture this: the body attached to that face bent over, and you behind her.    :tongue:

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Re: Pantless woman charged with indecent exposure
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 06:08:00 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on March 29, 2009, 04:42:52 PM
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