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Offline Miss Mia

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I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« on: March 03, 2009, 02:30:50 PM »
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Megan Fox is NOT Single
11Jul08

After rumors - and much excitement from the male world - the Megan Fox drama is solved.  Megan and her fiance Brian Austin Green released a statement…

The statement said they are solid and very much a couple still.  Awwww.  All you guys need to get back in your cars and go home.  You can’t get Megan, she’s still engaged, even though she isn’t wearing her ring around the set of Transformers 2.  She says she leaves it at home because the diamond is so big, it catches on things.  Yeah, that’s a bad problem to have.  A diamond that is toooooo big.  Poor baby.

Here's a pic to make you feel a little better:




*And by mens, I mean WE.
« Last Edit: March 03, 2009, 02:32:53 PM by Miss Mia »
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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2009, 02:33:58 PM »

well, damn.

at least she won't have to have the tattoo of his name removed . . . yet.   :evillaugh:


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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2009, 02:34:54 PM »
Here's a pic to make you feel a little better:




*And by mens, I mean WE.

hilarious. :)    :lmao:   she's total hotness though.

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2009, 02:37:36 PM »

she's making her second movie with Shiite Lapoof (or whatever his name is).  how much of a temptation could that be? :whatever:

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2009, 02:38:55 PM »
she's making her second movie with Shiite Lapoof (or whatever his name is).  how much of a temptation could that be? :whatever:


So what you're saying is you might still have a chance? 


 :-)


BTW, I heard this on my way to work this morning (and got sidetracked when I got hear I meant to post this hours ago), but I immediately thought of you.  :rofl:
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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2009, 02:39:15 PM »
hilarious. :)    :lmao:   she's total hotness though.


I agree, not bad looking eye candy. 
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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2009, 02:40:24 PM »

So what you're saying is you might still have a chance? 


 :-)


BTW, I heard this on my way to work this morning (and got sidetracked when I got hear I meant to post this hours ago), but I immediately thought of you.  :rofl:

so how did the rumor that they broke up get started in the first place?  And more importantly, why do I care?  lol  ;)   :mental:

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2009, 02:48:12 PM »
so how did the rumor that they broke up get started in the first place?  And more importantly, why do I care?  lol  ;)   :mental:


From what they said on the radio this morning it was a publicity stunt, and one of the people said that this isn't the first time Megan Fox has done this. 
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« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2009, 02:50:16 PM »

From what they said on the radio this morning it was a publicity stunt, and one of the people said that this isn't the first time Megan Fox has done this. 

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  So she's a looney toon.  On an epi of How I Met Your Mother, it was pointed out that a chick who is mega hot is allowed a certain amount of crazy.  So I guess this makes sense ;)  lol   :mental:

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2009, 03:22:39 PM »
I'm not so disappointed as Ms Fox is gonna be.
She coulda had an older, well fed guy with bad credit, but NoooOOOooo. She's going for 2nd best.
Well her loss. There's plenty of other girls with no taste out there.

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« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2009, 03:25:57 PM »
I'm not so disappointed as Ms Fox is gonna be.
She coulda had an older, well fed guy with bad credit, but NoooOOOooo. She's going for 2nd best.
Well her loss. There's plenty of other girls with no taste out there.

Mr Mannn ~~~ still waiting for that supermodel God needs to punish.


Hilarious!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2009, 03:48:02 PM »
stop posting endless and repetitious strings of various types of pr0nogrpahic topics.

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2009, 03:54:55 PM »
cut it the **** out.  we are NOT playing this game, and we are NOT indexing THOSE terms to CC or FROM CC.  have you ****ing got it?

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2009, 03:57:36 PM »
cut it the **** out.  we are NOT playing this game, and we are NOT indexing THOSE terms to CC or FROM CC.  have you ******* got it?


can we still say boobiez?
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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2009, 03:58:19 PM »

can we still say boobiez?

I can probably live with boobiez. :whatever:

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2009, 03:59:48 PM »
I can probably live with boobiez. :whatever:

lol   :II:

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2009, 04:00:11 PM »
I can probably live with boobiez. :whatever:

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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #17 on: March 03, 2009, 04:00:56 PM »
I can probably live with boobiez. :whatever:

So you're saying you could live without them????


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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #18 on: March 03, 2009, 04:06:13 PM »
So you're saying you could live without them????


 :-)


That would be like.............living without.............beer!   :ohnoes:
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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #19 on: March 03, 2009, 04:53:16 PM »
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Re: I'm so sorry to disappoint the mens*
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2009, 05:27:28 AM »
Sometimes I show up late for a thread, like this time, and everything seems normal and than all Hell seems to break loose. I stay extremely lost because, apparently, the cause of the loosening of Hell is removed. And even worse, I have no idea who in the world this Megan Fox is. I assume that she is hot?