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Offline Thor

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THIS is too weird
« on: February 25, 2009, 09:09:45 PM »
We went out to eat Chinese food tonight. This is the fortune I got in my fortune cookie:

"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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Re: THIS is too weird
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2009, 09:14:48 PM »
We went out to eat Chinese food tonight. This is the fortune I got in my fortune cookie:



What?  Did it not match up with your horoscope or something?
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

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Re: THIS is too weird
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2009, 10:08:59 PM »
No, it matches the thing with the new job and having to move across Texas to a place I've never been.
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."- IBID

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"Congress has not unlimited powers to provide for the general welfare, but only those specifically enumerated."-Thomas Jefferson

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Re: THIS is too weird
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2009, 10:10:51 PM »
No, it matches the thing with the new job and having to move across Texas to a place I've never been.

hhhmmmmm....

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Re: THIS is too weird
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 10:31:24 PM »
do-do-do-do-dooooo.....creeeeepy.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.

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