Author Topic: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!  (Read 5276 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Tess

  • Frivolous Fun!
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 774
  • Reputation: +102/-15
Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« on: February 25, 2009, 08:20:14 AM »
Obama: 'The nation that invented the automobile cannot walk away from it'


Sooooo...that would be Germany, right?  Cause we didn't INVENT the damn car, you moron.  Ford...yeah he invented that little thing called "The Assembly line".  But I do believe that Benz would have a bit to say about this little comment.

oh well, he is the messiah....he can say what he wants and get away with it, right? 

 :whatever:
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Offline Texacon

  • Super
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12329
  • Reputation: +1266/-55
  • All The Way!
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2009, 08:35:00 AM »
Good catch!

KC
  Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day.  Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

*Stolen

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2009, 11:18:09 AM »
Tess, please don't fret.

The Exalted One will merely have The Big Three and the CEO of Mercedes Benz (as a courtesy) all fly into D.C., parade over to the White House, and have cake and coffee after The Official Historical Record is changed by a stroke of his pen.

They won't mind. After all, they have their hand out begging money.

Remember - history is written by the victors. Or, re-written in some cases.
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2009, 03:56:52 PM »
What amuses me is thinking about the media response if GWB made this historical mistake and not the Obamessiah.

Offline Tess

  • Frivolous Fun!
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 774
  • Reputation: +102/-15
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2009, 04:29:56 PM »
What amuses me is thinking about the media response if GWB made this historical mistake and not the Obamessiah.


Oh exactly.  What was W's biggest flub?  Or at least the one the media NEVER forgot?  His pronunciation of nuclear.  Yes this man can't even get his facts down in an address to friggin congress and the US citizens.    :whatever:
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Offline Mike220

  • Proud owner of a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4650
  • Reputation: +310/-122
  • Ron Swanson is my hero
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2009, 04:44:25 PM »
So first, Ol' FDR apparently went on TV in the '30s to speak to the American people, and now we found out the US invented the car...

Just wow.  :mental:
Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. - Bender

"jews run the media" -- CreativeChristie
Woohoo! Bow to me peasants -- Me

Offline formerlurker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9692
  • Reputation: +801/-833
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2009, 04:50:09 PM »
Good catch Tess!

Offline Tess

  • Frivolous Fun!
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 774
  • Reputation: +102/-15
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2009, 05:01:48 PM »
Good catch Tess!


Thanks.  Funny thing..last night I looked at my husband and said...WTF?  Whatever happened to Benz?  He just rolled his eyes and turned the TV to the laker game.  LMAO  I had recorded it and watched it in snips later last night.
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1997/-134
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2009, 05:06:52 PM »
Seems I once read that some American did build a contraption called a "steam chariot" about the mid 1800's......I'm surprised he found one thing America got right.....I bet 'shelle didn't approve that.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline Tess

  • Frivolous Fun!
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 774
  • Reputation: +102/-15
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2009, 05:19:23 PM »
Ford has been very steadfast in refusing to play the socialism game that the new fuhrer's handlers have put out there.

I wonder if the new Ford CEO will find the bumper of a Mustang in his bed....



 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Offline JohnnyReb

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32063
  • Reputation: +1997/-134
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2009, 05:28:14 PM »


I wonder if the new Ford CEO will find the bumper of a Mustang in his bed....


Not to worry, they're made out of that soft, flexible plastic stuff per government regulations. However, had the government know this was coming.......
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2009, 05:48:02 PM »
Oh exactly.  What was W's biggest flub?  Or at least the one the media NEVER forgot?  His pronunciation of nuclear.  Yes this man can't even get his facts down in an address to friggin congress and the US citizens.    :whatever:

Ahh yes --  Nuu-Clee-Ar vs Nuu-Que-Lar..  Yet nobody questioned Obama's reference to the Commonwealth of Massatusits.. Twice.

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 05:51:51 PM »
Seems I once read that some American did build a contraption called a "steam chariot" about the mid 1800's......I'm surprised he found one thing America got right.....I bet 'shelle didn't approve that.

Actually, he would still be wrong - the French had a steam powered car in the mid 1700s. IIRC the inventors name was Cugnot.

edit: I found it --

          o France: In 1769 Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot, a French military engineer, constructed a three-wheeled steam powered carriage.

          o The vehicle, which could carry four persons, achieved a top speed of 2.25 mph (3.6 kph).

          o The vehicle is considered to be the first to successfully employ a device for converting the reciprocating motion of a steam engine’s piston into rotary motion.

          o It did not carry reserves of water or fuel and as its boiler could only provide steam for about 12 to 15 minutes the driver had to stop frequently to add more water and re-fire the furnace. 

          o Within a year Cugnot had been commissioned to build a larger model for the transportation of artillery and capable carrying a load of about 4.5 tons (4,572kg).

« Last Edit: February 25, 2009, 05:53:56 PM by miskie »

Offline Hawkgirl

  • Alpha Female
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4291
  • Reputation: +186/-73
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2009, 05:58:00 PM »
  Yes this man can't even get his facts down in an address to friggin congress and the US citizens.    :whatever:

And he can't even start on time either.

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #14 on: February 25, 2009, 06:00:51 PM »
And he can't even start on time either.

That is one thing that is annoying the crap out of me. It doesn't matter how one may have felt about GWB, the man was always on time.

Offline Hawkgirl

  • Alpha Female
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4291
  • Reputation: +186/-73
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2009, 06:02:18 PM »
That is one thing that is annoying the crap out of me. It doesn't matter how one may have felt about GWB, the man was always on time.
Yes, like most of us, who show up on time and show up to work.  Obama is just emulating his constituents. :-)

Offline miskie

  • Mailman for the VRWC
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 10449
  • Reputation: +1015/-54
  • Make America Great Again. Deport some DUmmies.
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2009, 06:06:07 PM »
Yes, like most of us, who show up on time and show up to work.  Obama is just emulating his constituents. :-)

Indeed = Oh, I approve of the Pink Floyd lyrics in your sig-line  :-)

Offline Hawkgirl

  • Alpha Female
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4291
  • Reputation: +186/-73
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2009, 06:10:29 PM »
Indeed = Oh, I approve of the Pink Floyd lyrics in your sig-line  :-)

Thanks, I heart PF  :-)

Offline Tess

  • Frivolous Fun!
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 774
  • Reputation: +102/-15
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #18 on: February 25, 2009, 06:22:36 PM »
Actually, he would still be wrong - the French had a steam powered car in the mid 1700s. IIRC the inventors name was Cugnot.

edit: I found it --


But the first combustible engine powered car was invented by Benz.  Although that frenchie had some good ideas.  =P
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Offline Chris

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1476
  • Reputation: +522/-16
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #19 on: February 25, 2009, 06:27:27 PM »
But the first combustible engine powered car was invented by Benz.  Although that frenchie had some good ideas.  =P

This post is disruptive, hurtful, rude, insensitive, over-the-top, or otherwise inappropriate.

Offline Tess

  • Frivolous Fun!
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 774
  • Reputation: +102/-15
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #20 on: February 25, 2009, 06:56:02 PM »
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #21 on: February 25, 2009, 09:33:45 PM »
Ahh yes --  Nuu-Clee-Ar vs Nuu-Que-Lar..  Yet nobody questioned Obama's reference to the Commonwealth of Massatusits.. Twice.

He's just using the pronunciation he got from Bawney Fwank...  :rotf:
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Tess

  • Frivolous Fun!
  • Sr. Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 774
  • Reputation: +102/-15
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009, 08:06:07 AM »
He's just using the pronunciation he got from Bawney Fwank...  :rotf:

That man is a serious embarrassment.  I mean talk about someone who is inarticulate and sounds just plain illiterate.  I would be embarrassed if I was from Mass....wait...no that pretty much sums up the people of mass.   :whatever:
Tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.

Offline Eupher

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24894
  • Reputation: +2828/-1828
  • U.S. Army, Retired
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2009, 09:39:40 AM »
That man is a serious embarrassment.  I mean talk about someone who is inarticulate and sounds just plain illiterate.  I would be embarrassed if I was from Mass....wait...no that pretty much sums up the people of mass.   :whatever:

Sounds to me like he's gargling on.....uh, never mind.  :o
Adams E2 Euphonium, built in 2017
Boosey & Co. Imperial Euphonium, built in 1941
Edwards B454 bass trombone, built 2012
Bach Stradivarius 42OG tenor trombone, built 1992
Kanstul 33-T BBb tuba, built 2011
Fender Precision Bass Guitar, built ?
Mouthpiece data provided on request.

Offline Wineslob

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14464
  • Reputation: +798/-193
  • Sucking the life out of Liberty
Re: Look guys! Obama is changing history as HE speaks!
« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2009, 09:52:01 AM »
Oh exactly.  What was W's biggest flub?  Or at least the one the media NEVER forgot?  His pronunciation of nuclear.  Yes this man can't even get his facts down in an address to friggin congress and the US citizens.    :whatever:


In the same way the same thing happened with Albore. Remember Monticello??
This is from one of the smartest men in the world.  :whatever:

http://www.mediaresearch.org/videobias/gore/welcome.asp
Check out #2   
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

The unobtainable is unknown at Zombo.com



"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.