Tess, please don't fret.
The Exalted One will merely have The Big Three and the CEO of Mercedes Benz (as a courtesy) all fly into D.C., parade over to the White House, and have cake and coffee after The Official Historical Record is changed by a stroke of his pen.
They won't mind. After all, they have their hand out begging money.
Remember - history is written by the victors. Or, re-written in some cases.