Urine-soaked Fort Pierce man has beer on top of truck, gets DUI

[Miss Mia]

Urine-soaked Fort Pierce man has beer on top of truck, gets DUI

FORT PIERCE — The 50-year-old driver had a beer can on top of his pick-up truck and was drinking a cold Natural Ice when the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Deputy approached.

The situation for Johnnie Ed Roberts, who had bloodshot eyes and incoherent speech, likely did not improve late Wednesday when investigators noticed he’d urinated on himself while they spoke to him on North 27th Street.

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“I told him to grab his right shoe and he just looked down at his feet and started stumbling around saying what shoe,” the recently-released affidavit states.

He reportedly interrupted a deputy as the deputy asked whether he’d perform field sobriety exercises, saying, “You a mother (expletive) and ain’t all that.”

Roberts was arrested on a DUI charge and urinated in the deputy’s patrol vehicle on the ride to jail. At the jail, Roberts “urinated again all over himself.”

Rather than blow into the breath test machine, Roberts tried to suck the air out and then stopped blowing.

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What a pisser

[Chris_]

Quote from the cop, "Urine a lotta trouble now".   

[Sweet Dee]

Natty Light!  lol  Ewwwwwwwwww     epic fail.