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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Do you even REMEMBER High School?
« Reply #75 on: February 19, 2009, 06:56:05 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 19, 2009, 03:54:44 PM
I found out today that a girl I went to elementary and high school with became a model and posed for Playboy...  :naughty:

Crystal Smith was an early playboy centerfold from here. I....uh....well....uh .....better just keep my mouth shut.
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Re: Do you even REMEMBER High School?
« Reply #76 on: February 19, 2009, 06:57:29 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 19, 2009, 06:56:05 PM
Crystal Smith was an early playboy centerfold from here. I....uh....well....uh .....better just keep my mouth shut.

I don't particularly like the name Crystal.  It reminds me of this "woman" I use to work with when I lived in Phoenix.  She looked like a dude. 
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Re: Do you even REMEMBER High School?
« Reply #77 on: February 19, 2009, 07:01:29 PM »
Quote from: BEG on February 19, 2009, 06:57:29 PM
I don't particularly like the name Crystal.  It reminds me of this "woman" I use to work with when I lived in Phoenix.  She looked like a dude. 

 Well this one didn't....believe me, she didn't. ....but then there was the lipstick lesbian I dated for a while.
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Re: Do you even REMEMBER High School?
« Reply #78 on: February 19, 2009, 07:02:19 PM »
Quote from: MarshallLaw on February 19, 2009, 06:28:36 PM



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C'mon, everyone wanted to do it, I just got here first.

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Re: Do you even REMEMBER High School?
« Reply #79 on: February 19, 2009, 08:57:03 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on February 19, 2009, 06:56:05 PM
Crystal Smith was an early playboy centerfold from here. I....uh....well....uh .....better just keep my mouth shut.


The former boys basketball coach and later mayor of our fine town had a daughter that posed in Playboy for a Girls of the Big Ten at the time. Also in that same issue and the same page was the former babysitter for two of my older nephews. You could say the shock was something else when the town found out about this.
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Re: Do you even REMEMBER High School?
« Reply #80 on: February 20, 2009, 08:06:47 AM »
Well, hell, now that we're talking about Playboy Playmates, I served active duty Army with one.

Her real name was Amanda Crouch. That's right, Crouch, not Crotch.

She was a clarinet player, an E-4, in the 8th ID Band in Bad Kreuznach, Germany. In Dec. 1991, she went on leave to London where, as it turned out, she had her Playboy photo shoot.

She left active duty in May, 1992. The July, 1992 issue of Playboy came out and there she was, in all her glory.

There was a pretty big stink about it from the Army with the idea that since she was IRR at that point, they could go after her and, well, whatever they do to former soldiers who pose for Playboy. There were several snapshots of her in her spread with fellow soldiers (I wasn't one of them) in uniform.

In the end, it never went anywhere. And while Amanda (I think she took the name "Amanda Hope" as her stage name) played a ditzy, dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks twenty-something while she was wielding a clarinet, there was nothing stupid about how she pulled this caper off.

 :cheersmate:

Now, back to your regular programming.....

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