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Offline thundley4

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Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« on: February 18, 2009, 09:44:02 AM »
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A man whose penis met an ill fate with a grinder in Brisbane's north this afternoon has been rushed to hospital.

It is understood the 23-year-old was working in Northgate when he was injured just after 2pm.

A Department of Emergency Services spokeswoman could not identify the type of grinder that had injured the man or detail how he came in contact with the device.

Although the extent of his injuries is not known, paramedics who treated the man at the scene were able to stem the bleeding.

He was transported to the Royal Brisbane Hospital.
Sausage

I'm stumped as to how this could happen.  :uhsure:
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2009, 09:45:06 AM »
He probably was trying to sneak a "Polish Sausage" into the grinder.........
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2009, 09:45:52 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 18, 2009, 09:44:02 AM
Sausage

I'm stumped as to how this could happen.  :uhsure:

He totally stuck his weenus in there!!  lol   Or maybe he fell on it?  ;)  hehe   :lmao:
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2009, 06:13:57 PM »
Quote from: Sweet Dee on February 18, 2009, 09:45:52 AM
He totally stuck his weenus in there!!  lol   Or maybe he fell on it?  ;)  hehe   :lmao:
while hanging curtains?   :rotf:
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2009, 06:26:49 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on February 18, 2009, 06:13:57 PM
while hanging curtains?   :rotf:

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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2009, 06:38:36 PM »
Let me guess, he was checking the blades on the grinder with his pants off and fell in? Oh my.......
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2009, 06:52:54 PM »
I hear he's in the bed next to the moron who had his buddy stick a compressed air hose up his ass and turned it on.

Seriously, wtf is wrong with people?
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2009, 07:11:37 PM »
Hey, Cletus! Hold mah beer n' watch this.
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 07:12:03 PM »
Leftism is one of the horrible diseases that happens to many, but this must be an advanced stage shortbus syndrome, ASSS
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2009, 07:31:26 PM »
I hate when that happens.
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 07:32:13 PM »
Well, since he might not be able to have children now, I wonder if this would qualify for a Darwin Award.
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 07:33:59 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on February 18, 2009, 07:32:13 PM
Well, since he might not be able to have children now, I wonder if this would qualify for a Darwin Award.

i bet he is gay... but I think he still has the sperm makers
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 07:36:18 PM »
The article doesn't mention what type of grinder it was.
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 07:42:11 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 18, 2009, 07:36:18 PM
The article doesn't mention what type of grinder it was.

Obviously, it was a meat grinder.
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 08:00:40 PM »
Quote from: rich_t on February 18, 2009, 07:36:18 PM
The article doesn't mention what type of grinder it was.

Organ grinder??
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2009, 06:45:01 PM »
I told WE not to make sausage while nekkid. LOL!
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2009, 10:19:15 AM »
Quote from: Miss Mia on February 19, 2009, 06:45:01 PM
I told WE not to make sausage while nekkid. LOL!

I don't think that WE has a worry, it's too short to get caught in a grinder, at least that's what his wife told me!!

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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2009, 11:20:41 AM »
Mini-grinder.   :-)
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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #18 on: February 20, 2009, 11:24:19 AM »
Was he making head cheese?

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Re: Man's penis injured in grinder accident
« Reply #19 on: February 20, 2009, 11:26:16 AM »
Where's Bijou?
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