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Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« on: February 17, 2009, 04:14:34 PM »
Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club

Which venue would you think gets more reports of trouble calls: Déjà Vu Show Bar or Chuck E. Cheese's and John's Incredible Pizza? The strip club, or the family-friendly pizza shops?

Well, the kid's birthday bash spots take the cake. They've each been home to more peace disturbances in the last three years than the club, according to statistics gathered from law enforcement agencies.

And oddly enough, so have Skateland, Fox Theater, Riley's Tavern, Riverwalk and Rabobank Arena.

We asked for statistics to see how often police get called to various kid's venues around town, as well as some other popular non-kid's venues to compare. We also looked at how many annoyances were reported for each.

Among the family entertainment venues, Chuck E. Cheese received the most peace disturbances, with nearly 30 percent of the calls for service being for just that.

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Maybe Chuck E. should put a VIP lounge in the back. 
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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2009, 04:44:40 PM »
Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club

Which venue would you think gets more reports of trouble calls: Déjà Vu Show Bar or Chuck E. Cheese's and John's Incredible Pizza? The strip club, or the family-friendly pizza shops?

Well, the kid's birthday bash spots take the cake. They've each been home to more peace disturbances in the last three years than the club, according to statistics gathered from law enforcement agencies.

And oddly enough, so have Skateland, Fox Theater, Riley's Tavern, Riverwalk and Rabobank Arena.

We asked for statistics to see how often police get called to various kid's venues around town, as well as some other popular non-kid's venues to compare. We also looked at how many annoyances were reported for each.

Among the family entertainment venues, Chuck E. Cheese received the most peace disturbances, with nearly 30 percent of the calls for service being for just that.

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Maybe Chuck E. should put a VIP lounge in the back

Count me in for that action!  lol  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza and booze and stuff.  ;)

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2009, 04:48:15 PM »
Count me in for that action!  lol  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza and booze and stuff.  ;)


I think Chuck E Cheese does already sell beer.  That's what this guys that works here said, that's why he'd even contemplate taking his kids there.  LOL!

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2009, 09:59:04 PM »
I hate Chuck E. Cheese's. After an hour in that place I'm usually in the bathroom with the muzzle of my pistol in my mouth trying to work up the courage to pull the trigger. Seriously, the noise in that place is excruciating.
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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2009, 10:40:01 PM »
I hate Chuck E. Cheese's. After an hour in that place I'm usually in the bathroom with the muzzle of my pistol in my mouth trying to work up the courage to pull the trigger. Seriously, the noise in that place is excruciating.

Might I suggest putting the number to the local suicide prevention hotline on your cell phone?

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2009, 10:51:40 PM »
strip club patrons are much more focused.

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2009, 10:54:01 PM »
strip club patrons are much more focused.

I haven't been to a strip club in over a decade.  Remind me how that "focused" part works.

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2009, 11:49:18 PM »
As it turns out, it is a national as well.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122878081364889613.html

They sometimes end up as riots, where people throw chairs and tables at each other. Chuck E. Cheese's has disturbances partly because of parents who are involved in bitter divorce cases mixed with their children. I remember Chuck E. Cheese's as Showbiz Pizza. Their pizza was okay at best. Also, it is popular with college students because it has beer and food at a cheap price. A good way to spend the night.
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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 11:51:34 PM »
Link?
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« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 11:53:50 PM »
Link?

I edited the post to include a link.
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2009, 12:02:13 AM »
I edited the post to include a link.

You so good.

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2009, 02:29:24 AM »
Maybe Chuck E. should put a VIP lounge in the back. 
Count me in for that action!  lol  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pizza and booze and stuff.  ;)
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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2009, 09:06:20 AM »
Might I suggest putting the number to the local suicide prevention hotline on your cell phone?

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 09:32:45 AM »
strip club patrons are much more focused.

What is there to focus on?  Boob sweat and stretch marks?  lol  Ewwwwwwwwwwww   :p

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 09:42:45 AM »
What is there to focus on?  Boob sweat and stretch marks?  lol  Ewwwwwwwwwwww   :p

that's on day shift.  free tip:  never go to a strip club before about 10PM.  you are definitely getting the second (or third or fourth) string.  :-)

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2009, 09:43:26 AM »
that's on day shift.  free tip:  never go to a strip club before about 10PM.  you are definitely getting the second (or third or fourth) string.  :-)

 :lmao:  that's just terrible.  haha  eeeewwwww.

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2009, 09:54:25 AM »
What is there to focus on?  Boob sweat and stretch marks?  lol  Ewwwwwwwwwwww   :p


Dude, you're clearly going to skank titty shaking places.  Seriously, I thought I told you to stay away from the Babydolls on 157.


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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2009, 09:56:58 AM »

Dude, you're clearly going to skank titty shaking places.  Seriously, I thought I told you to stay away from the Babydolls on 157.


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Yeah gross.  lol  i prefer my naked people via dvd.  less risk of contamination that way ;)   :-)

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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2009, 09:59:33 AM »
Yeah gross.  lol  i prefer my naked people via dvd.  less risk of contamination that way ;)   :-)


LOL!  I can see that point of view, but then again I work at a car dealership and we used to go to titty bars after work for drinks. 
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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2009, 10:07:52 AM »

LOL!  I can see that point of view, but then again I work at a car dealership and we used to go to titty bars after work for drinks. 

That would be fun!  Invite me next time. lol   :p

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« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2009, 10:10:49 AM »
That would be fun!  Invite me next time. lol   :p


I work with the old ladies upstairs now and they don't see the fun in titty bars.  You should get your boy toy to take you.  :wink:  LOL!
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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2009, 10:12:24 AM »
They no longer serve beer at the local "chuck". Kill me.
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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2009, 10:13:04 AM »

Dude, you're clearly going to skank titty shaking places.  Seriously, I thought I told you to stay away from the Babydolls on 157.


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Re: Cops called to kid-friendly venues more than strip club
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2009, 08:24:37 PM »
You so good.

I give you 5 fluffy bunnies in a circle.


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