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Offline Chris_

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Date Night with Obama
« on: February 06, 2009, 09:07:15 PM »
This is why we as a country are screwed.

The typical Obama voter doesn't care that charges are being dropped against the USS Cole conspirators or the fact that generations to come will be paying for the new "stimulus".

They are too busy fantasizing about a date with the man.

This isn't even from The Lounge--it's from their General Discussion forum.

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FLyellowdog  Fri Feb-06-09 09:13 PM
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Wish I were on date night with President Obama.
   
Dinner, some dancing...walk along the beach. Sigh.
:blush: I'm sorry. It's a dull Friday night here.

Edited to correct faux pas in the President's name.
Edited to apologize for objectifying a person of such high standard.

But I love him soooooooo much.

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EraOfResponsibility   Feb-06-09 09:45 PM
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9. You and I, we'll be busted together
   
cuz I wish I was on a date night with him too, at the Kennedy Center, gettin his alvin ailey on. LOL And I know you don't mean date like romantic date necessarily, cuz I want Michelle there too, we just wish we could hang out with them, that's all.

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18. hey, flyellowdog
   
Don't let these people take you down. You enjoy whomever you want. It takes NOTHING away from their lives, their marriages, etcetera.

It's harmless.

After eight years of darkness, isn't it nice to have someone we can all admire for a change?

I can't admire someone who has set us back to 9/10/01 and summarily killed capitalism within a month of becoming president.

Damn it.
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2009, 09:23:15 PM »
How will they explain the smoldering hell hole he has created?

Why does obama hate big American liberal cities?
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2009, 09:31:18 PM »
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2009, 10:09:03 PM »
I hear there's a few White House intern slots open. Just remember to burn your dresses afterwards this time to avoid all that "unpleasantness".
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2009, 04:39:52 AM »
More evidence of the vast knowledge and understanding of the issues from the left. :whatever:
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2009, 08:57:01 AM »
Quote from: dandi on February 06, 2009, 10:09:03 PM
I hear there's a few White House intern slots open. Just remember to burn your dresses afterwards this time to avoid all that "unpleasantness".

Problem is the game has changed.  It isn't just about looking pretty and being stupid anymore. You have to have an agenda and you need to have the Schip already planted in your ass.
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2009, 09:00:44 AM »
Quote from: BadCat on February 07, 2009, 08:59:28 AM
Same game with the DUmmies, Tess.

I think those posters that want a date with him are guys.

 :thatsright:

Should've known!

 :whatever:
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2009, 06:16:36 PM »
Quote from: Tess on February 06, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Just a little???????? :puke:
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2009, 07:30:31 PM »
Might I suggest the Obama dildo?
The good news is, it can be used in the vagina and the anus, but it doesn't come in black, so I guess that makes it racist. What's a DUmmie to do?


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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2009, 10:29:26 PM »
Come now, nothing surprising here, we've all known they think with their vaginas...whether they're male or female. 
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2009, 08:30:27 AM »
I apologize on behalf on womanhood everywhere.  I couldn't be more embarassed. 

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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2009, 08:40:37 AM »
Quote from: Karin on February 09, 2009, 08:30:27 AM
I apologize on behalf on womanhood everywhere.  I couldn't be more embarassed. 


His term isn't over yet Karin! :lmao:
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2009, 09:09:10 AM »
Quote from: Kasha on February 07, 2009, 07:30:31 PM
Might I suggest the Obama dildo?


Think fast talk at end of TV drug commercial.

Certain side effects have occurred with continued use of the "Obama dildo". Such as but not limited to, blindness, hairy palms, constipation, loose stools, bleeding him-roids, retardation and emotional illnesses. Reported feelings of being oppressed, suppressed,  depressed and repressed have occurred. Feelings of being overly taxed, fatigued, generally run down and over worked may also occur. Should you experience any of these symptoms, you should consult with your doctor or significant other democrat representative who doesn't give a sh..........
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2009, 09:12:05 AM »
Never mind.  I made a comment about Ford's theater.  Bad boy.
« Last Edit: February 09, 2009, 09:14:16 AM by thundley4 »
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2009, 08:25:19 AM »
And now we have this (courtesy of Drudge):

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February 5, 2009, 9:00 pm
Sometimes a President Is Just a President

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs, and then he was being yelled at by my husband, Max, for smoking in the house. It was not clear whether Max was feeling protective of the president’s health or jealous because of the cigarette.

The other day a friend of mine confided that in the weeks leading up to the election, the Obamas’ apparent joy as a couple had made her just miserable. Their marriage looked so much happier than hers. Their life seemed so perfect. “I was at a place where I was tempted daily to throttle my husband,” she said. “This coincided with Michelle saying the most beautiful things about Barack. Each time I heard her speak about him I got tears in my eyes — because I felt so far away from that kind of bliss in my own life and perhaps even more, because I was so moved by her expressions of devotion to him. And unlike previous presidential couples, they are our age, have children the same age and (just imagine the stress of daily life on the campaign) by all accounts should have been fighting even more than we were.”

As we all know, in journalism, two anecdotes are just one short of a national trend. I figured that my friend and I couldn’t possibly be the only ones dreaming, brooding or otherwise obsessing about the Obamas. Were other people, I wondered, being possessed by our new first family?

I launched an e-mail inquiry. And learned that they were. Often, in strikingly similar ways.

Many women — not too surprisingly — were dreaming about sex with the president. In these dreams, the women replaced Michelle with greater or lesser guilt or, in the case of a 62-year-old woman in North Florida, whose dream was reported to me by her daughter, found a fully above-board solution: “Michelle had divorced Barack because he had become ‘too much of a star.’ He then married my mother, who was oh so proud to be the first lady,” the daughter wrote me.

Have the barf bag handy--it gets worse.

http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/sometimes-a-president-is-just-a-president/

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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2009, 08:30:48 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2009, 08:25:19 AM
And now we have this (courtesy of Drudge):

Have the barf bag handy--it gets worse.

http://warner.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/02/05/sometimes-a-president-is-just-a-president/



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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2009, 11:26:46 AM »
Quote from: Tess on February 06, 2009, 09:31:18 PM
I just threw up a little in my mouth.

I have to go to the head! I thought it was just a fart! :banghead:
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Re: Date Night with Obama
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2009, 01:52:30 PM »
Quote from: jukin on February 06, 2009, 09:23:15 PM
How will they explain the smoldering hell hole he has created?

Why does obama hate big American liberal cities?

destroy America and eat $100 a pound steaks.... Mugabe?
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