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Offline Tucker

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Not all news is bad- New York City Mayor Bitten by Groundhog
« on: February 03, 2009, 09:49:29 AM »
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New York City Mayor Bitten by Groundhog
Monday, February 02, 2009 


Print ShareThisNEW YORK —  Everyone knows it means six more weeks of winter when a groundhog sees his shadow. But what does the future hold if he bites the mayor's hand?

According to German superstition, if a hibernating animal casts a shadow on Feb. 2 — the Christian holiday of Candlemas — winter will last another six weeks. If no shadow was seen, the legend says spring will come early.

Staten Island's famous groundhog, Charles G. Hogg, inexplicably bit Mayor Michael Bloomberg during his annual holiday ceremony on Monday, drawing blood from the billionaire.

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It's a shame it didn't bite him in the ass. I still wish I could've seen it. :lmao:
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Offline DumbAss Tanker

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Re: Not all news is bad- New York City Mayor Bitten by Groundhog
« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 11:18:52 AM »
Groundhogs don't get along with weasels.
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Re: Not all news is bad- New York City Mayor Bitten by Groundhog
« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 11:32:14 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on February 03, 2009, 11:18:52 AM
Groundhogs don't get along with weasels.
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Re: Not all news is bad- New York City Mayor Bitten by Groundhog
« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 08:58:10 PM »
Any chance we could get Bloomberg to do that with a poisonous reptile next year?
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