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Offline LC EFA

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Can You Really Break Your thingy
« on: January 28, 2009, 05:34:06 AM »
This brings a tear to the eye...

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Ouch! Can You Really Break Your Penis?
The penile condition recently featured on the TV medical drama Grey's Anatomy is real and, sorry guys (and girls), not uncommon

By Coco Ballantyne

BANANA FRACTURE: There is a medical condition called penile fracture, which refers to tearing of tissue inside the penis.
Image of banana sign by dlev1979 via flickr

Ever since heartthrob television doctor Mark Sloan had a sexual mishap on last night's episode of TV hit show Grey's Anatomy, bloggers  around the globe have been buzzing about a bizarre and horrifying condition called "broken penis syndrome".  For those who didn't catch last night's hot and steamy love scene between Sloan (played by actor Eric Dane) and "intern" Lexie Grey (Chyler Leigh), be advised: it ended painfully—very painfully. At least for Sloan, who suffered a severe injury to his manhood, which prompted a slew of rumors among hospital staff about which woman "broke Sloan's penis," according to ABC's online recap of the episode.

Given that there are no bones in the penis, can it really break? It turns out there is an unfortunate injury termed "penile fracture" that can indeed occur during sexual intercourse. We asked Hunter Wessells, chair of the urology department at the University of Washington School of Medicine in Seattle (also home to the show's Grace Hospital), to describe the condition and how it can happen.

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Bets on how many posts before this ends up in the shortbus..
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 06:16:25 AM »
I guess I"m on duty.... :popcorn:


and that was not in reference to breaking anything. :hammer:
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 06:17:47 AM »
I guess the doc won't be able to snap to attention anymore.   :-)
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 07:37:22 AM »
There you go, laying down on the job again.




From the article I went off on a tangent and found this: Might explain unwanted pregnancies.

But when a woman reached orgasm, something unexpected happened: much of her brain went silent. Some of the most muted neurons sat in the left lateral orbitofrontal cortex, which may govern self-control over basic desires such as sex. Decreased activity there, the researchers suggest, might correspond to a release of tension and inhibition. The scientists also saw a dip in excitation in the dorsomedial prefrontal cortex, which has an apparent role in moral reasoning and social judgment—a change that may be tied to a suspension of judgment and reflection.

http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=the-orgasmic-mind&page=3
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 08:07:10 AM »
Carefully conducted scientific tests done in Germany indicate that yes Virginia you can break your Thingy.

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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 08:17:55 AM »
So I guess something really CAN be "broke dick"?
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 10:35:36 AM »
I was married to a urologist for 15 years......yes, pee-pees really can "break".....quite painful and it ain't pretty no more....
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 11:44:24 AM »
ouch!
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 11:46:44 AM »
But ya gotta admit, ladies, the new bend would make for some interesting "explorations"...
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 11:47:38 AM »
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 11:51:25 AM »
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Re: Can You Really Break Your thingy
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 01:55:34 PM »
Quote from: asdf2231 on January 28, 2009, 08:07:10 AM
Carefully conducted scientific tests done in Germany indicate that yes Virginia you can break your Thingy.



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