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The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« on: January 27, 2009, 10:41:33 PM »
Just got off the phone with Thor. He and Inga are powerless in Dennison, Tx due to an ice storm and are having to heat their home with a small propane radiator heater and a few propane lanterns. I tried, damn I tried, to tell him not to tempt the Goracle, but he wouldn't listen. Now, he's suffering the consequences of his blasphemy.
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2009, 10:42:53 PM »
Oh noes.

I'm laughing at your thread title. :rofl:
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2009, 11:25:00 PM »
I feel that the Goracle smited Thor for that comment he made about Longhorn fans not being generally welcome here.
Perhaps if he would go outside and fall to his knees....raise both hands in praise with fingers in the hook 'em horns sign.......look up into the night sky and sing The Eyes of Texas; his electricity would comeback on.

I hope they are warm enough through the night. We got just the lower edge of that ice storm today - 2 dead in car wrecks (one a four car pile up), schools all closed, right now it's 28 degrees and icey roads. I can just imagine in Denton - it looked today on the weather map that they were getting hit hard. Hopefully all will be well in the morning. As is our usual weather here in West Texas, it will be back near 70 by tomorrow. Snow boots in the AM - short sleeve t-shirts in the PM.
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2009, 11:26:38 PM »
The Longhorns barely scraped by tOSU. They deserve no respect.  :tongue:
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2009, 11:38:11 PM »
Well, I see the power is on. Inga's posting. Thor must be asleep. I guess it's understandable. He's old.  :lmao:  :bolt:
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 12:28:28 AM »
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 12:36:42 AM »
This weather system is pretty large.  We're going to scrape by... it's supposed to be 35° tonight.

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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 12:36:59 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on January 27, 2009, 11:38:11 PM
Well, I see the power is on. Inga's posting. Thor must be asleep. I guess it's understandable. He's old.  :lmao:  :bolt:

Hey Rebel ?? KMLWA!!!  No, I'm removing viruses from a friend's computer. The power went back out right before midnight again!!  :banghead: F'n TXU SUCKS!!!
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 06:19:50 AM »
I think I pissed off the Goracle too. It's a freaking ice rink out there. The schools are all closed but yet my boss doesn't think we should be closed. Moron. I'll make it in eventually. Once the sun comes out a bit. Sheesh!!!
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 06:23:24 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on January 28, 2009, 06:19:50 AM
I think I pissed off the Goracle too. It's a freaking ice rink out there. The schools are all closed but yet my boss doesn't think we should be closed. Moron. I'll make it in eventually. Once the sun comes out a bit. Sheesh!!!

Yep, it is up this way too...weeee...just made a gas and milk run since I felt too crappy to do it yesterday.
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 06:29:15 AM »
^I think my boss is a robot.  :lmao: I told everyone in the office yesterday that if the schools opened late or closed, I would either come in late or not at all. Hubby works from 6:30 am to early in the afternoon and has a pretty flexible situation so we have to trade off and plan.

I also asked one of the other girls what our inclement weather policy is since I wasn't there last winter and she said, "if _______ and ________ (the owner and president) can make it in, you better be here". Ugh.

No one is officially allowed to work from home but the owner sends emails at all hours from home and expects you to pounce all over it the moment you get in and read it.

Okay, whine off.  :-)
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2009, 06:54:51 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on January 28, 2009, 06:23:24 AM
Yep, it is up this way too...weeee...just made a gas and milk run since I felt too crappy to do it yesterday.

Also topped off gas last night.  I'm trying to avoid buying food since I'm leaving Sunday.
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2009, 07:32:00 AM »
Quote from: Chris on January 28, 2009, 12:36:42 AM
This weather system is pretty large.  We're going to scrape by... it's supposed to be 35° tonight.



It has been in the 20s and 30s for over a week here in Richmond.
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2009, 07:44:12 AM »
It's sleeting here.   :censored: winter.



The drive home will be soooo much fun.
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2009, 07:48:21 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 28, 2009, 07:32:00 AM
It has been in the 20s and 30s for over a week here in Richmond.

You're breaking my ****ing heart.  I think we've seen the 30's ONCE in January.

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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2009, 08:13:06 AM »
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2009, 09:35:42 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 28, 2009, 07:48:21 AM
You're breaking my ****ing heart.  I think we've seen the 30's ONCE in January.



yep, that's been our record this January too...we usually do actually make it up into the 30's more often then not though so it's been a bitter cold winter
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Re: The Goracle Smited Thor, for his nonbelief
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2009, 09:38:20 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on January 28, 2009, 07:48:21 AM
You're breaking my ****ing heart.  I think we've seen the 30's ONCE in January.


No shit! I pray for 30s. We've stayed in the single digits or teens for highs for the last month! :banghead:
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