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Offline BEG

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I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« on: January 08, 2009, 05:05:48 PM »
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Dear friend,

I just want to inform you that I have packaged and deposited your UNIVERSAL ATM MASTERCARD worth $800,000,00 USD with Federal Express to deliver it to you.
 
Contact the shipment officer with the below informations and reconfirm your correct address:
Full name......................
Home address............
Country....................
Telephone...............

Shipment Code: CPEL/OWN/9856
Parcel Number: EG2272-NG

Delivery Officer: Collins Oliver
E-mail: fedex-shippingdept@live.com
Tel: +234 808 029 8440

Please reply the shipment office with your address and shipment code for re-confirmation.

Once again,Insurance and delivery charges have been paid for, but the only fee remaining is the security safe keeping fee of $198 USD which you will be required to pay. Also note that Fedex Services do not know the content of the parcel,I registered it as an African magazine,they do not know it contains UNIVERSAL ATM MASTERCARD inside. The ATM MASTERCARD has pin number 8876.

Regards,
Greg Williams.

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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2009, 05:08:12 PM »
Goodness, why do you get all the spam love?

Send some money my way.  :evillaugh:
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2009, 05:21:27 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 08, 2009, 05:08:12 PM
Goodness, why do you get all the spam love?

Send some money my way.  :evillaugh:

I'm pretty sure everyone loves me....even the spam.
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2009, 05:22:02 PM »
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UNIVERSAL ATM MASTERCARD worth $800,000,00 USD

Is that a number?
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2009, 05:37:23 PM »
Sure is--and growing by $19,8 for each sucker newly rich person that responds.
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2009, 05:38:21 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 08, 2009, 05:22:02 PM
Is that a number?


Apparently to Greg Williams it is.   :p
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2009, 05:40:10 PM »
I love the parcel number.  Damn, it's like they're not even trying anymore.
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2009, 05:42:13 PM »
What?  No Nigerian Barrister?   :thatsright:

...or is that barrista?   :-)
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2009, 05:42:59 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 08, 2009, 05:42:13 PM
What?  No Nigerian Barrister?   :thatsright:

...or is that barrista?   :-)

Apparently they figured we caught on to that scam.   :-)
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« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2009, 05:49:10 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 08, 2009, 05:42:13 PM
What?  No Nigerian Barrister?   :thatsright:

...or is that barrista?   :-)

Yep--they realized even we "rich" Americans don't pay $800,000,00 for a latte at Starbucks.

Not yet, anyway.
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2009, 06:00:32 PM »
Quote from: lug-nut on January 08, 2009, 05:42:13 PM
What?  No Nigerian Barrister?   :thatsright:

...or is that barrista?   :-)

Ain't they the folks that serve coffee in Starbucks?
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2009, 06:30:23 PM »
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2009, 08:23:49 AM »
Now I'm rich too, everybody!  Beer on me!!!!

Congratulation:your email has won USD$820,000.00 Canadian Lottery

Canadian Lottery (Lotto lore)
Headquarters: 1a, Bexon Court Carlton
Nottingham shire NG4 1SQ Essex
United Kingdom
Winning notification
Dear Winner,

We happily announce to you the result of the National Lotto 6/49 lottery draws
held on saturday, january 9, 2009 , in Essex United Kingdom and Ontario, Canada.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through
computer draws system and extracted from over 10,000,00 companies and personal
e-mail addresses.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: B9564 7560
4545 100 with serial number 046560 drew the winning numbers 3 11 32 34 44 48
Bonus 33 You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of USD$820,000.00 in cash credited to file EAAL/9080118308/04. Please note that your lucky winning numbers fall within our London booklet representative office in
London as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your USD$820,000.00
would be released to you by an accredited commercial Bank in London.

Our London agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your funds as soon as you contact their office. To file for your
claim, please contact our corresponding agent in London immediately you read
this message for quick and urgent release of your fund, contact information is
as follow: -

Name:Agent Nelson Williams
Email: agentnelsonwilliams@yahoo.com

You are required to contact the agent with your information below.
1)Your name..................
2)Your address..................
3)telephone number..............
4)fax number...................
5)Age.....................
6)Gender..............
7)Occupation..............
8)nationality...............
9)Account Number..............
10)Bank Name and address.....................
11)Date of birth..............................

Congratulations once more from all members and staff of this program to all
that have successfully won this competition and thank you for being part of
our promotional lottery program.

Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. candy smith.
Customer Service: 680 NCA 85914
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2009, 09:40:56 AM »
As long as you are friends with Schade, you both will always be rich with blessings!
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2009, 09:59:29 AM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 08, 2009, 05:22:02 PM
Is that a number?


It's a tip-off that it came from somewhere outside the US, the Euros especially will use a comma for the decimal point, so they usually don't use commas every three places in the rest of the number, just a wider separation.  The whole "USD" thing is another indicator, since nobody uses it in the US in domestic communications...it is used internationally in large part because there are foreign currencies like the Mexican peso that use the exact same "$" symbol that we do but their value, shall we say, varies widely from the greenback.
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2009, 11:40:05 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on January 10, 2009, 09:40:56 AM
As long as you are friends with Schade, you both will always be rich with blessings!

My luck has not been so good lately, however, I do believe I have the winning powerball tix in my possession. I will let you know tonight.  :-)
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2009, 12:11:05 PM »
Quote from: BadCat on January 10, 2009, 10:03:59 AM
Did you all ever see the website of the guy that messes with those ****ers? 

It's hilarious.

He got one of them to take a picture of himself holding a sign that says "Muff Diver" and send it to him so he could verify that the email was "real".

Those sites are hilarious!  Here is one of those sites ... actually this is a link to one of his back and forths with one of the scammers.  Funny stuff!

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Ablert_Fred1.html

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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2009, 03:40:46 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 10, 2009, 11:40:05 AM
My luck has not been so good lately, however, I do believe I have the winning powerball tix in my possession. I will let you know tonight.  :-)

I'm sorry but I have the 6 winning numbers for the 150 million.
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2009, 06:22:54 PM »
Quote from: Airwolf on January 10, 2009, 03:40:46 PM
I'm sorry but I have the 6 winning numbers for the 150 million.

I will marry you if you aren't busy tomorrow.  :-)
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2009, 10:41:56 PM »
Well as it turns out,I did have the powerball and one number. Oh well I guess its better then zero. Besides if I had won the Big Zero would take as much of it back as he could.
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Re: I'm rich yet AGAIN!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2009, 07:32:33 AM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on January 10, 2009, 11:40:05 AM
My luck has not been so good lately, however, I do believe I have the winning powerball tix in my possession. I will let you know tonight.  :-)

There were no jackpot winners Saturday, but 940,953 players across the nation won more than $6.5 Million in prizes in America's Game.

FAIL.

On the bright side, Wednesday's PW is up to $146 million, or $85.5 million if you take the cash option.
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