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primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« on: January 04, 2009, 06:22:41 PM »
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Now, if anybody else'd seen this particular bonfire, they'd know it was a "natural" for me.

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CatWoman  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:40 PM
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Joan Rivers says Obama should have plastic surgery on his ears

CatWoman says Joan Rivers needs to shut the **** up.

There's a link, but it won't transfer.

I'm assuming, without know for sure, Joan Rivers is some sort of comedienne; at first, I was thinking of some other television celebrity, but that was Kitty Kelly.

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yourguide  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:41 PM
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1. Jesus

Rivers has had enough plastic surgery for Obama's whole family, including the extended family in Kenya.

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babylonsister  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-04-09 06:41 PM
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2. "catty" of her. Just because she relishes p.s., doesn't mean everyone does. 

And I love his ears!

Of course the babbling sister primitive loves 0bama's ears.

Like she finds "darky" and "pickaninny" toys "cute."

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CatWoman  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:44 PM
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10. she's starting to look like that cat woman

Jocelyn Whats-her-name

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Phx_Dem  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:43 PM
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4. And she's just the person to dispense beauty advice.

Her face is pulled so tight, I'm surprised she can even see Obama.

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DesertedRose  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:43 PM
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5. Who?

I'm sure he'll just rush RIGHT out in the midst of major world crises and get that done, stat!

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sandnsea  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:43 PM
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6. She would say that, lol

She's being funny, right, like Rickles? rotfl

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zidzi  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:43 PM
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7. I saw that on Huffpost..she may have thought it was funny but it only showcased her ignorance.

What?  0bama doesn't really have big floppy ears?  Could've fooled me.

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KamaAina  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-04-09 06:44 PM
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8. KamaAina says Joan Rivers should have (yet more) plastic surgery on her head to get it out of her a$$.

No, Joan, we can NOT talk!

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Enrique (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:44 PM
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9. nice backhanded compliment to Hillary

I'm sure Hillary appreciates being called "weathered".

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elleng  (1000+ posts)       Sun Jan-04-09 06:46 PM
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11. Joan rivers should have plastic surgery on her mouth, again.

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TWriterD  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:46 PM
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12. Joan Rivers needs to shut the **** up.

Oh, wait... you already said that!

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JVS  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-04-09 06:46 PM
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13. I would never listen to her advice about plastic surgery

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MookieWilson  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:47 PM
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14. I've seen her in person. Her eyes are now on the side of her head. It's creepy.

Obama's ears look fine.

I wish he'd grow his hair a little bit longer.

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janx  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:58 PM
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20. Face lifts ARE creepy.

I'm aging rapidly, but a friend of mine had one and it still creeps me out. Her face was always puffy anyway (she's 11 years older than I am and didn't even need a face lift), but now every time I see her I cringe at the puffed up nature of her face. And she only had a mini-lift. It was very grotesque.

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janx  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:47 PM
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15. I love this comment:

"Obama doesn't need fashion advice from a woman who is indistinguishable from her double at Madame Tussauds' Wax Museum."

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Guy Whitey Corngood  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-04-09 06:48 PM
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16. I wouldn't take any beauty tips from someone who looks like an overstretched asshole.

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MetricSystem  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:51 PM
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18. Joan Rivers is a Republican.

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grantcart  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-04-09 06:52 PM
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19. well that kills the rumor that CatWoman is Joan Rivers

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Kahuna  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 07:00 PM
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21. Kahuna says, Joan needs to get her old face back. The new one is hideous.

Ahhh, the French kiss primitive, the one it's been suggested one watch, as a potential for the Top 10 DUmmies of 2009:

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FrenchieCat  (1000+ posts)        Sun Jan-04-09 07:02 PM
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22. As long as he can hear, his ears are fine.

Joan Rivers should stick to Fashion advise on the TV guide Station that no one watches.
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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2009, 06:25:20 PM »
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CatWoman  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jan-04-09 06:40 PM
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Joan Rivers says Obama should have plastic surgery on his ears

CatWoman says Joan Rivers needs to shut the **** up

Can I stop reading after that? :rotf:

The Dems should have made Joan Rivers their nomination.  There's no way Obama could be any worse.
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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2009, 07:34:01 PM »
At Joan Rivers' age, one should be more concerned with making peace with the Lord  than making political comments.  Joan Rivers sold her soul many years ago.  She's right about the Kenyan's ears, though.
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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2009, 07:58:59 PM »
So making jokes about President Bush choking on a pretzel and dying is okay, but making a joke about Obama's ears is a crime against humanity?

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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2009, 07:59:56 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on January 04, 2009, 07:58:59 PM
So making jokes about President Bush choking on a pretzel and dying is okay, but making a joke about Obama's ears is a crime against humanity?

Of course. :p
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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2009, 09:06:49 AM »
The ear's definately could use some work.  I suggest starting with taping them back until he can have surgery.  But that huge wart or whatever on his face near his nose really needs to go.

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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2009, 09:14:42 AM »
I agree.



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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
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Re: primitives discuss 0bama having plastic surgery to fix his ears
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2009, 03:14:18 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on January 05, 2009, 09:14:42 AM
I agree.





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