My first reflex would be UndergroundPanther (since it wants to be a male cat, wouldn't it still fit the criteria?), however, I think Bobolink edges the cat out. Bobolink absolutely will not tolerate criticism of the choices that led to homelessness. She demands that 'the poor' be worshipped (which really means Bobolink) because since most people are not poor, they do not understand poorness. Solutions be damned, no one should touch the sacred poor!
