« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?  (Read 1906 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline djones520

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4207
  • Reputation: +181/-146
Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« on: December 21, 2008, 07:26:32 AM »
Logged
"Chuck Norris once had sex in an 18 wheeler. Some of his semen dripped onto the engine. We now call that truck Optimus Prime."

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2008, 07:34:23 AM »
I had heard some rumors about this movie. My only problem, where's the hot chicks?
Logged

Offline djones520

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4207
  • Reputation: +181/-146
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2008, 07:43:28 AM »
Who needs hot chicks with a cast like that?  They get Arnie into it and I'm convinced the universe will explode.
Logged
"Chuck Norris once had sex in an 18 wheeler. Some of his semen dripped onto the engine. We now call that truck Optimus Prime."

Offline Chris_

  • Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 46845
  • Reputation: +2028/-266
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2008, 02:17:46 PM »
What bizarre casting.

So far, Jason Statham hasn't succeeded outside of the "Transporter" franchise.  Maybe if they rename it "The Expendible Transporter?

Logged
If you want to worship an orange pile of garbage with a reckless disregard for everything, get on down to Arbys & try our loaded curly fries.

Offline Zathras

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3462
  • Reputation: +487/-71
  • This is the way.
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2009, 02:14:38 AM »
THE MOST AWESOME MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES!!!!!!

Awesomely good or bad I'm not sure but it will be awesome either way.....

The Expendables
Logged
Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf

If racist dog whistles are meant to be only heard by racists, then it is quite interesting how progressives seem to be the only people who can hear them. - Leonydus Johnson

What makes a good soldier? The ability to fire 3 rounds a minute in any weather. - Major Richard Sharpe

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2009, 09:38:21 AM »

Jason Statham    ...   Lee Christmas

Arnold Schwarzenegger      

Mickey Rourke    ...   Tool

Sylvester Stallone    ...   Barney Ross

Jet Li    ...   Bao

Brittany Murphy    ...   Amy

Dolph Lundgren    ...   Gunnar Jensen

Charisma Carpenter    ...   Lacy

One heck of a cast, hopefully they don't go for a PG-13 rating.
Logged

Offline Lord Undies

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 11388
  • Reputation: +639/-250
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2009, 09:47:10 AM »
I'm sure they will screw it up somehow. 
Logged

Offline mamacags

  • Smells like teen spirit
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4281
  • Reputation: +444/-113
  • Little Miss Cranky Pants
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #7 on: May 20, 2009, 12:19:00 PM »
I honestly would watch Jason Statham lying immobile on the big screen for 5 hours.  He is the only man that I would leave (for about 3 hours) my hubby for.
Logged
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill

Offline Rebel

  • MAGA
  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16934
  • Reputation: +1384/-215
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #8 on: May 20, 2009, 12:21:10 PM »
Quote from: mamacags on May 20, 2009, 12:19:00 PM
I honestly would watch Jason Statham lying immobile on the big screen for 5 hours.  He is the only man that I would leave (for about 3 hours) my hubby for.

You know he's gay, right?
Logged
NAMBLA is a left-wing organization.

Quote
There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

Offline mamacags

  • Smells like teen spirit
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4281
  • Reputation: +444/-113
  • Little Miss Cranky Pants
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2009, 02:20:30 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on May 20, 2009, 12:21:10 PM
You know he's gay, right?

He isn't but even if he was I would ungayify him in about 12 minutes! :hyper: :naughty:
Logged
All the great things are simple, and many can be expressed in a single word: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.
Winston Churchill

Offline djones520

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 4207
  • Reputation: +181/-146
Re: Could this be the most awesome movie ever?
« Reply #10 on: May 20, 2009, 08:02:12 PM »
Logged
"Chuck Norris once had sex in an 18 wheeler. Some of his semen dripped onto the engine. We now call that truck Optimus Prime."
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »