How can ya not know your house is bein foreclosed on? How does your house just get sold out from under ya without knowin it's gonna happen? Damn dude I think I'd been payin more attention to my own biz than fightin Bush....
With the DUmmies, I think you need to explain, in a step-by-step manner, whether or not they’ve been foreclosed on:
1. Do you remember paying your mortgage this month? If yes, STOP, otherwise go to Step 2.
2. Do you remember paying your mortgage last month? If yes, STOP and go pay this month’s mortgage, otherwise go to Step 3.
3. Do you remember the last time you paid your mortgage? If yes, STOP and get your mortgage current, otherwise go to Step 4.
4. Put out joint, put bag of cheetos on the floor and stand up. Are you experiencing vertigo? If yes, sit back down and rest prior to proceeding to Step 5, otherwise go to Step 5.
5. Are you wearing pants? If yes proceed to Step 6, otherwise put pants on before proceeding to Step 6.
6. Open front door and step outside. Carefully examine front door and exterior wall in the immediate vicinity of the front door. Are there any official looking pieces of paper stapled to your front door or the exterior wall in the immediate vicinity of the front door? If no, proceed off your front porch, down the stairs and up the sidewalk to the employment office and get a job ya hippie. If yes, proceed to Step 7.
7. Have a non-DUmmie adult, or a mature child, read the official looking pieces of paper. If the phrase “Notice of Foreclosure†is on any of the pieces of paper you have been foreclosed on.
This has been a Public Service Announcement.