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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2008, 09:19:13 PM »
Jack Burton: What's in the flask, Egg? Magic potion?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Thought so, good. What do we do? Drink it?
Egg Shen: Yeah.
Jack Burton: Good, thought so.

-- Big Trouble in Little China
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"When you see that trading is done, not by consent, but by compulsion - when you see that in order to produce, you need to obtain permission from men who produce nothing - when you see that money is flowing to those who deal, not in goods, but in favors - when you see that men get richer by graft and by pull than by work, and your laws don't protect you against them, but protect them against you - when you see corruption being rewarded and honesty becoming a self-sacrifice - you may know that your society is doomed."

- Ayn Rand
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2008, 09:38:18 PM »
Anytime Samual L. Jackson says "mother****er" in a sentence.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 31, 2008, 06:36:18 AM »
"60% of the time it works, every time."

"You are a smelly pirate hooker."

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

"Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder."

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 31, 2008, 08:10:08 AM »
Both of my favorites are from the same movie......

Commodus: Rise, rise.
[Maximus stands up, clenching an arrow head in his right hand]
Commodus: Your fame is well deserved, Spaniard. I don't think there's ever been a gladiator to match you. As for this young man, he insists you are Hector reborn. Or was it Hercules? Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name? You do have a name.
Maximus: My name is Gladiator.
[turns away from Commodus]
Commodus: How dare you show your back to me! Slave, you will remove your helmet and tell me your name.
Maximus: [removes helmet and turns around to face Commodus] My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.




Gracchus: Fear and wonder, a powerful combination.
Falco: You really think people are going to be seduced by that?
Gracchus: I think he knows what Rome is. Rome is the mob. Conjure magic for them and they'll be distracted. Take away their freedom and still they'll roar. The beating heart of Rome is not the marble of the senate, it's the sand of the coliseum. He'll bring them death - and they will love him for it.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 31, 2008, 01:53:47 PM »
Dwayne T. Robinson: [Watching as FBI helicopter is destroyed] "We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess." -- Die Hard


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2008, 02:12:34 PM »
Quote from: SilverOrchid on January 30, 2008, 09:38:18 PM
Anytime Samual L. Jackson says "mother****er" in a sentence.
That's every single line of dialog in every non-Star Wars movie he has ever been in.  And even the, you KNOW Mace Windu was THINKING it. 

"Take your seat young Skywalker, you arrogant, Poo Buck little Mother****er."


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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #31 on: January 31, 2008, 02:23:48 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on January 31, 2008, 02:12:34 PM
Quote from: SilverOrchid on January 30, 2008, 09:38:18 PM
Anytime Samual L. Jackson says "mother****er" in a sentence.
That's every single line of dialog in every non-Star Wars movie he has ever been in.  And even the, you KNOW Mace Windu was THINKING it. 

"Take your seat young Skywalker, you arrogant, Poo Buck little Mother****er."





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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2008, 03:18:52 PM »


Galore:  "My name is ***** Galore."

Bond:  "I must be dreaming."

From Goldfinger.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2008, 03:20:36 PM »
"I'm Ricky Bobby, if you don't chew Big Red, then **** you".
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2008, 06:42:02 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on January 31, 2008, 03:20:36 PM
"I'm Ricky Bobby, if you don't chew Big Red, then **** you".

"Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey"
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2008, 06:48:09 PM »
I have so many favorites, but I always laugh when I see this silly scene from Transformers:
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Ironhide: You have a rodent infestation.
Sam Witwicky: A what?
Ironhide: [aiming cannons at Mojo] Shall I terminate?
Sam Witwicky: No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas.
Ironhide: He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!
Sam Witwicky: He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!
Ironhide: Bad Mojo! Ugh, my foot's gonna rust...
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2008, 07:15:35 PM »
MAYOR: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore district. Understand? That's my policy.

HARRY: Yeah, well when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.

MAYOR: Intent? How did you establish that?

HARRY: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross. (Leaves)

MAYOR: I think he's got a point.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 01, 2008, 08:40:20 AM »
Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."  --Lethal Weapon

Riggs: "DO YOU REALLY WANNA JUMP?  DO YA?"  --Lethal Weapon

I still can't believe nobody has brought this one up yet:

"Yippie-ki-yay, mother****a..."  --Die Hard
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2008, 01:23:11 PM »
Andy Dufrane:   Get busy living, or get busy dying - Shawshank Redemption  (Of course, it's too bad the first guy that said it is a loon..)
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 01, 2008, 06:51:12 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on February 01, 2008, 08:40:20 AM
Murtaugh: "God hates me. That's what it is."
Riggs: "Hate him back; it works for me."  --Lethal Weapon

Riggs: "DO YOU REALLY WANNA JUMP?  DO YA?"  --Lethal Weapon

I still can't believe nobody has brought this one up yet:

"Yippie-ki-yay, mother****a..."  --Die Hard

 :lmao:

Dunno why but the Dwayne quote I put at the bottom of page two is the one that just kills me every time. It's just not usual for the "wormy politition" types to get good laugh lines. (other than directed at them anyway)

The yippie-ki-yay quote was a great repeated line though. I like the whole set up for it too...

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[on the radio]
Hans Gruber: Mr. Mystery Guest? Are you still there?
John McClane: Yeah, I'm still here. Unless you wanna open the front door for me.
Hans Gruber: Uh, no I'm afraid not. But you have me at a loss. You know my name but who are you? Just another American who saw too many movies as a child? Another orphan of a bankrupt culture who thinks he's John Wayne? Rambo? Marshal Dillon?
John McClane: Was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers actually. I really dig those sequined shirts.
Hans Gruber: Do you really think you have a chance against us, Mr. Cowboy?
John McClane: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

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- Ayn Rand
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 20, 2008, 02:55:12 PM »
"You changed your name to McLovin?"

"You know when you hear girls say 'Ah man, I was so shit-faced last night, I shouldn't have ****ed that guy?' We could be that mistake!"

(Oh, and can we merge topics now?)
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 20, 2008, 03:12:49 PM »
Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it's very physical, he still pushes all my buttons. People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2008, 01:57:24 PM »
Television is reality.  And reality is less than television.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2008, 02:19:26 PM »
I am serious....and don't call me Shirley.
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« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2008, 05:24:53 PM »
"Send more paramedics."
--A zombie in Return of the Living Dead after snacking on some paramedics
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #45 on: February 21, 2008, 05:44:46 PM »
Stalag 17. . .

Sefton: What is this anyway, a kangaroo court? Why don't you get a rope and do it right?
Duke: You make my mouth water.
Sefton: You're all wire-happy, boys. You've been in this camp too long. You put two and two together and it comes out four - only it ain't four.
Hoffy: What's it add up to you, Sefton?
Sefton: It adds up that you got yourselves the wrong guy. Because, I'm telling you, the krauts wouldn't plant two stoolies in one barracks. And whatever you do to me, you're gonna have to do all over again when you find the right guy.

Sefton: Oh you would, would you? Listen, stupe. The first week I was in this joint, somebody stole my Red Cross package, my blanket, and my left shoe. Well, since then I've wised up. This ain't no Salvation Army - this is everybody for himself, dog eat dog.

300. . .

King Leonidas: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
Messenger: This is blasphemy! This is madness!
King Leonidas: Madness...? THIS... IS... SPARTA!
[Kicks the messenger down the well]

King Leonidas: [on being told the Persians are coming to parley] Captain, I leave you in charge.
Captain: But, sire...
King Leonidas: Relax, old friend. If they kill me, all Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.
[He takes another bite of apple, as the Captain notices a Persian soldier, still alive]
King Leonidas: Besides, there's no reason we can't be civil, is there?
Captain: [stabs the Persian] None, sire.

Xerxes: Come Leonidas, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for you, brave king, and your valiant troops to perish. All because  of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share.
King Leonidas: Haven't you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

King Leonidas:Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen.

Queen Gorgo: Freedom is not free, that it comes with the highest of sacrifices. The price of blood.

Queen Gorgo: I am not here to represent Leonidas; his actions speak louder than my words ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spartan army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of history - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.

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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #46 on: February 21, 2008, 08:04:31 PM »
LUCKY # SLEVIN

Lots of good lines.



NICK FISHER: That's a ****in' story, man!

MR. GOODCAT: Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest in Monte Carlo and came in third. Now that's a story. This...

This is something else.

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MR. GOODCAT: Sorry about that son. Sometimes there's more to life than just living.





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« Reply #47 on: February 24, 2008, 07:25:45 PM »
You apes want to live forever? --John Rico, Starship Troopers
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #48 on: February 24, 2008, 08:00:15 PM »
Lt. Frank Drebin: I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
[Music stops playing. Everyone stops talking and stares at him]
Lt. Frank Drebin: [to everybody] I mean at the time I was dating a lot.
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Re: Favorite Movie Quotes Thread
« Reply #49 on: February 25, 2008, 08:42:28 AM »
Quote from: Mr Snuggle Bunny on February 24, 2008, 07:25:45 PM
You apes want to live forever? --John Rico, Starship Troopers

The book was FAR better.  IMHO, leaving out Lt. Col DuBois and substituting Raschak was a HUGE mistake.

This quote is far more appropriate:

Anyone who clings to the historically untrue — and thoroughly immoral — doctrine that "violence never solves anything" I would advise to conjure up the ghosts of Napoleon Bonaparte and of the Duke of Wellington and let them debate it. The ghost of Hitler could referee, and the jury might well be the Dodo, the Great Auk, and the Passenger Pigeon. Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor, and the contrary opinion is wishful thinking at its worst. Breeds that forget this basic truth have always paid for it with their lives and freedoms.
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