Saturday Night Silliness

[Carl]

Can I have some of that vodka? Please... 

Of course little lady.

[Carl]

Well heeelllllooooo Carl.   

Got sumptin in mind? 

[jendf]

I'm fighting the urge to kill my neighbor who lives directly below me. He's playing his electric guitar. What kind of a moron gets a second floor apartment and proceeds to play an electric guitar at all hours of the night? Get yourself a house with a GD garage.

Inconsiderate a@@holes.

[Miss Mia]

Naw, that was the second one.  This was the first.

It was pretty funny.

I haven't seen either of those movies.

[Sweet Dee]

I haven't seen either of those movies.

Me either!  I feel left out

[Miss Mia]

I'm fighting the urge to kill my neighbor who lives directly below me. He's playing his electric guitar. What kind of a moron gets a second floor apartment and proceeds to play an electric guitar at all hours of the night? Get yourself a house with a GD garage.

Inconsiderate a@@holes.

That really sucks Jen!  I suggest pouring yourself a nice glass of wine.  

[jendf]

'Harold and Kumar' was beautiful.  *sniff*

I rented that once not really knowing what to expect. I laughed until my side hurt. Good flick. They should have stopped with that one though. The second one was not funny.

[Chris]

DOOD!  You have to rent them.  At least get the unrated/unedited versions.  Too funny.

Giant. Bag. Of. Weed.  With a vagina. 

I think I liked the second one better.  It had George W. Bush in it.

[Miss Mia]

Me either!  I feel left out

I'm watching something on the History Channel on vampires.  

[Chris]

I rented that once not really knowing what to expect. I laughed until my side hurt. Good flick. They should have stopped with that one though. The second one was not funny.

I liked it. 

Oh yea... Neal Patrick Harris is a freak.

[jendf]

That really sucks Jen!  I suggest pouring yourself a nice glass of wine.  

I do have a bottle I could open. But I'm trying to slow down with the empty calories. I feel like such a fatty these days.

If I follow through with my plan to kill my neighbor, at least I'll get a good cardio workout in.  

I kid, I kid! Don't none of you yahoos go calling Phoenix PD please.

[jendf]

DOOD!  You have to rent them.  At least get the unrated/unedited versions.  Too funny.

Giant. Bag. Of. Weed.  With a vagina. 

I think I liked the second one better.  It had George W. Bush in it.

I had forgotten about the president being in it. I still didn't like it. LOL. 

[Miss Mia]

I do have a bottle I could open. But I'm trying to slow down with the empty calories. I feel like such a fatty these days.

If I follow through with my plan to kill my neighbor, at least I'll get a good cardio workout in.  

I kid, I kid! Don't none of you yahoos go calling Phoenix PD please.

Of course you're too nice to actually kill him.  Possibly call the police with a noise complaint.

[Chris]

I'm fighting the urge to kill my neighbor who lives directly below me. He's playing his electric guitar. What kind of a moron gets a second floor apartment and proceeds to play an electric guitar at all hours of the night? Get yourself a house with a GD garage.

Damn.  I had to deal with that for months.  Does your lease have a complaint clause?  Mine does... if you have more than two noise violations/complaints filed against you, they will kick you out.  Took me forever to get rid of my last set of neighbors.

[Chris_]

Of course little lady.

Thank you.... today's been tough, and I had to make a decision I didn't want to make.  

[jendf]

I liked it. 

Oh yea... Neal Patrick Harris is a freak.

Bwahhaahhaa. Loved him in it!  

[Miss Mia]

Got sumptin in mind? 

Just the usual.   

[jendf]

Damn.  I had to deal with that for months.  Does your lease have a complaint clause?  Mine does... if you have more than two noise violations/complaints filed against you, they will kick you out.  Took me forever to get rid of my last set of neighbors.

I don't recall a complaint clause in my lease but I haven't reviewed it in a while so there could be one.

[Chris]

I don't recall a complaint clause in my lease but I haven't reviewed it in a while so there could be one.

My new neighbors are rarely loud, unless they hook up with the douchebags that live across from them.

Aside from the noisy sex (which doesn't happen often enough, IMHO) I don't have a problem with them.

[Carl]

Just the usual.   

So you mean after I take out the trash and fix the sink faucet and....

Then??  

[Chris]

So you mean after I take out the trash and fix the sink faucet and....

Then??  

 

[Miss Mia]

So you mean after I take out the trash and fix the sink faucet and....

Then??  

You can do dishes.  LOL!

[Chris]

I don't recall a complaint clause in my lease but I haven't reviewed it in a while so there could be one.

I had a neighbor that had a karaoke machine.  Some black woman.  On my days off, I could hear her singing to herself through the loudspeaker. 

It was freakin' hilarious.

[jendf]

My new neighbors are rarely loud, unless they hook up with the douchebags that live across from them.

Aside from the noisy sex (which doesn't happen often enough, IMHO) I don't have a problem with them.

I've been pretty lucky too getting polite neighbors. That's why I don't even know the complaint policies. I haven't needed to in a long time!

[Sweet Dee]

Just the usual.   

Wow that could be anything