Why do Army guys use shower gel??
It takes longer to pick up from the shower......
Yeah, those that use their mouths to blow "things"......
The squid has thrown down the gauntlet. Fair enough.
First of all, this Army guy hasn't even been in an Army shower room where all those evil soap-wielders just lie in wait since - oh yeah! Since I started using the stuff!
Now, let's look at airedales. Where do those guys work? You betcha - on aircraft carriers, right? (And other places, of course.) And I'll betcha even more that airedales' only opportunity to even get a shower is with - yep, you got it - with other airedales! (Funny how that works on board ship.)
And while the squid starts talking about "blowing" things, let's not forget that he himself is a horn honker. Remember that self-admission, you ol' band geek?
Rob, I'm startin' to worry about you! All this talk about "blowing!" You gotta get your mind outta the Navy head! (There's a reason they call it the "head," btw......)