What the hell is a 79-year-old grandma doing drinking coffee in a car anyway?
Shouldn't she have been in a freakin' nursing home or sumpin'?
Actually, this is the classic David versus Goliath story. Little ol' David (Grandma) goes up against Goliath (Mickey D's) armed only with her babushka and her coffee stirrer.
So Mickey D's ponies up $2 million to cover $11,000 in medical bills. (The lawyers' fees surely amounted to $1.89 million.)
It's a good thing I drink my coffee black.