Come on people .... isn't it obvious?!
A BLACK RUSSIAN!!

KC
That beats my first thought on seeing the thread title. (bong water)

I have a bottle of Cabernet. A big one, lol.
Nice pick on the beer jendf. SA Octoberfest is pretty darn good.
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In the spirit of our socialist POTUS elect, I can say I'm drinking a California wine at least.