TIT apparently owns a vacation rental business as well as the art gallery!

[Toastedturningtidelegs]

Oh FFS!

TomInTib  (1000+ posts)      Mon Nov-03-08 10:38 PM
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Wow! This has been the busiest day our vacation rental business has ever had!
 Advertisements [?]We have several big houses in S Tahoe. Depending on time of year, they rent between $500 and $2,000/night.

Well, it's been a little bleak, of late.

When gasoline went over $4, we had $10,000 bookings cancelled. "It will cost us $500 to drive to Tahoe and back."

Human nature, you know.

But I have been telling the crew that the election will turn everything around.

Sure enough, all the news has turned it around.

Today has been our busiest day (booking-wise) in seven years.

If these people are feeling good, the economy is going to move around.

A Change is Gonna Come.

Tom
 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7737083#7737483

[jinxmchue]

Um...  The election had nothing to do with the price of gas going down.

[bijou]

Oh FFS! http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7737083#7737483

Wow, he's quite the mogul. 

[Rebel]

This idiot is un-f'n-believable.   

[Miss Mia]

TiT, a man of all things.  His life has never failed to amaze in wonderment of what kind of drungs he must take to come up with this shit. 

What a douche.

[Texacon]

Yes, I often plan $10,000 vacation get aways then cancel because the gas will cost $500.  What   a   dumb   ass.

I planned our vacation back in February.  We plan to leave in December.  Gas has done a lot of stuff since I first made the reservations and not once did we think of cancelling the trip due to gas prices and our vacation will be less than $5,000 TOTAL.

KC

[GOBUCKS]

Coliformia must be a great state. Even in this horrible Bushco economy.

A minimum-wage alcoholic retail clerk can own multiple ski chalets, an art gallery, and a "cottage in the redwoods"!

He probably also sees huge spiders on the ceiling.

[djones520]

God that assclown just makes me sick.

[Rebel]

I wonder how many DUmmies have this moron on ignore?

[djones520]

Not enough.

[Bondai]

It's amazing how he manages to run two businesses all the while staying drunk as a cooter.... can't be done, not with any success anyway.

[Splashdown]

Coliformia must be a great state. Even in this horrible Bushco economy.

A minimum-wage alcoholic retail clerk can own multiple ski chalets, an art gallery, and a "cottage in the redwoods"!

He probably also sees huge spiders on the ceiling.

Well, he took the royalties for those songs he ghost-wrote, and from there it was easy. 

[JohnnyReb]

Traded his cot in the backroom for a used double bed, I see.

[Traveshamockery]

TIT has become one of my favorite DUmmies ever.  A friend of mine sent me the link to the thread from here dedicated soley to Tom.  I have yet to get through it all but I do read it when I need a good laugh. 

 

[Chris_]

What a moron. I love the way he wrote that making it sound like he
has an ownership interest in this "business", if it even exists.

Tom, Skinner probably keeps you there because of comic relief and
nothing more. You're a middle aged hippy drunk that they will probably
find dead in the gutter one day. By the way, how was that gig on that
Mega-Yacht sailboat? 

[franksolich]

Probably the truth of the matter is that the lying titty primitive hangs around, doing odd jobs for businesses in the area.

We have one of those out here in the Sandhills of Nebraska, although he's much more tolerant and intelligent than the lying titty primitive.

Patrick is almost a dwarf, mentally retarded, with considerable speech problems.

Patrick dumps trash, greets customers, cleans up the parking lot, reloads the paper in the restrooms, sweeps the floors, for a kind word, pocket change, or a 99-cent bag of Doritos.

I usually buy him a lottery ticket, and about this time last year, Patrick won $600.

Because he doesn't understand money, his older brother-guardian took care of it.

[Wineslob]

Probably the truth of the matter is that the lying titty primitive hangs around, doing odd jobs for businesses in the area.

We have one of those out here in the Hallowed Halls of Washington, although he's much more tolerant and intelligent than the lying titty primitive.

Obama is almost a dwarf, mentally retarded, with considerable speech problems. Obama dumps trash, greets customers, cleans up the parking lot, reloads the paper in the restrooms, sweeps the floors, for a kind word, pocket change, or a 99-cent bag of Doritos.

I usually buy him a lottery ticket, and about this time last year, Obama won $600.

Because he doesn't understand money, his older brother-guardian took care of it.

I just had to "fix" this. The way things are looking, it just might come true. 

[AllosaursRus]

Yeah right!

Chances are the lying TiTie's boss has a time share someplace and they have changed the schedule because without gas money DUmb ass pukes can't afford to drive there.

To much of a strain on their unemployment or welfare compensation.

[LC EFA]

The Internet is forever Tom you utter twit.

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author  Click to view this author's profile  Click to add this author to your buddy list  Click to add this author to your Ignore list      Thu Oct-16-08 08:13 PM
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1. Don't remind me.
   
A half-inch fell on Tahoe last week and my girlfriend [1] was already getting twitchy.

She will be dragging my ass up there every week.

But at least she has some great places where we can stay for free.

www.tahoewoods.com

And she never gripes about my drinking when we're there.

[1] = This is the champion skier (and chef )girlfriend I assume...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7485654

[AllosaursRus]

TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author

Lord how I would love to be able to do that!

[Odin's Hand]

Wasn't TiT freeloading, for about a month, on another DUmmies' couch at one time in the recent past, while renting out his "vacation home(s)"?

[bijou]

Wasn't TiT freeloading, for about a month, on another DUmmies' couch at one time in the recent past, while renting out his "vacation home(s)"?

I believe he was staying with an Olympic standard skier babe who lived in an apartment in a geographically impossible location in Manhattan.

[franksolich]

Wasn't TiT freeloading, for about a month, on another DUmmies' couch at one time in the recent past, while renting out his "vacation home(s)"?

That was probably when the lying titty primitive went to see his old pal, his best pal, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive in northeastern Massachusetts.

The lying titty primitive stopped in New York City for a while, and some other major city (I forget which one, though) on his way back home, crestfallen.

The lying titty primitive was crestfallen, because he had gone to see his old pal to borrow money from him.  The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive had talked about buying a house in New Hampshire, and the lying titty primitive scented some money in the bank, money meant for a down-payment or something.

Scenting money, the lying titty primitive headed east.

Well, his old pal, his best pal, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, kept the checkbook shut tight, and the lying titty primitive had a whale of a time trying to get back to California.

[Texacon]

That was probably when the lying titty primitive went to see his old pal, his best pal, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive in northeastern Massachusetts.

The lying titty primitive stopped in New York City for a while, and some other major city (I forget which one, though) on his way back home, crestfallen.

The lying titty primitive was crestfallen, because he had gone to see his old pal to borrow money from him.  The bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive had talked about buying a house in New Hampshire, and the lying titty primitive scented some money in the bank, money meant for a down-payment or something.

Scenting money, the lying titty primitive headed east.

Well, his old pal, his best pal, the bird-smacking stoned red-faced primitive, kept the checkbook shut tight, and the lying titty primitive had a whale of a time trying to get back to California.

Is this real Frank?  I mean, did this story really happen or is there some embellishment in that?  If this is real this is one of the funniest things I have read this year!  hehe

KC

[franksolich]

Is this real Frank?  I mean, did this story really happen or is there some embellishment in that?  If this is real this is one of the funniest things I have read this year!  hehe

There were many of us who "tracked" the lying titty primitive's trek east in search of riches.  It was hilarious.

As for being "embellished," no doubt it's underembellished; the lying titty primitive as usual didn't tell the whole story, leaving out some, uh, important details.