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HOLD THE LINE!
« on: November 03, 2008, 10:10:03 AM »
Even if he wins with 105% of the popular vote.

Even if his Political Purity officers check you police and tax records.

Even if they want to take your guns.

Even if they want to take over your schools.

Even if they want to seize the economy.

Even if they want to surrender to thugs and dictators.

HOLD!

THE!

LINE!


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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2008, 11:28:03 AM »
I don't have a musket though...
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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2008, 11:30:22 AM »
I don't have a musket though...

I've got one to spare for ya Jonsey.  Can you get TDY'd out here to Galt's Gultch?
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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2008, 11:31:09 AM »
No...  When I got here I asked how often we get to go TDY.  They just laughed at me.
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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2008, 11:32:53 AM »
Even if he wins with 105% of the popular vote.

Even if his Political Purity officers check you police and tax records.

Even if they want to take your guns.

Even if they want to take over your schools.

Even if they want to seize the economy.

Even if they want to surrender to thugs and dictators.

HOLD!

THE!

LINE!



MSB, sir?  Request permission to detatch from the line and form a detail to take a page from Maj. (Robert) Rogers playbook, sir!
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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2008, 11:34:46 AM »
MSB, sir?  Request permission to detatch from the line and form a detail to take a page from Maj. (Robert) Rogers playbook, sir!

draft covertness. i'm sure he'll be all about that...

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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2008, 11:36:00 AM »
Like Hannibal said at Cannae:  "Shit, boys, I got them bastidges right where I want 'em, now."
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2008, 11:43:40 AM »
Like Hannibal said at Cannae:  "Shit, boys, I got them bastidges right where I want 'em, now."

I thought that was Chesty Puller at Chosin Reservoir?
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Re: HOLD THE LINE!
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 11:50:17 AM »
I thought that was Chesty Puller at Chosin Reservoir?

I doubt Chesty was the first, nor Hannibal for that matter.  Unlike Chesty at Chosin, at Cannae Hannibal really DID have the seemingly-about-to-win Romans exactly where he wanted them.  A small hidden force jumped the Romans' ass from ambush as they advanced, and the battle quickly turned into a complete rout in favor of the Punic army and their allies.
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.