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Offline Chris_

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Re: Why can't I sleep? It is 2:00 AM Eastern
« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2008, 03:07:48 PM »
So Free....how did you do last night?


We aren't talking about dreams anymore at bedtime, ok?

I have figured out that when there is extreme pressure on your chest at night...force yourself to wake up. It may be a cat! Last night I was dreaming that I was having trouble breathing....well duh....had a 10 pound cat sound asleep on my chest!!! Don't know what Jazz's problem was last night, but she was determined to lay on me know matter what position I was in. It was cold last night and all 4 cats were snuggled in with us.....Puff kept trying to get under the covers.

I need a nap...........


I really miss my kitties -- I used to be able pet them for a few minutes in bed and, bang, I was out. They passed away at, respectively, 18 years old and 25 years old.
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Re: Why can't I sleep? It is 2:00 AM Eastern
« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2008, 03:08:51 PM »

I'm guessing that when you were even younger, you either saw a real one do it at home or somebody's house you were at....but don't have a conscious memory of it, yet it really scared you....or you saw a commercial on tv with a "dancing" washing machine. Long ago, washing machines would do that when they had sheets, towels or something else that was really heavy and would unbalance in the machine. Now, they have all those "balancers" or whatever they are called.

I seem to remember there was a commercial where a washing machine moved across the floor. You may have been almost asleep when you saw it or had a fever.

I say that about the fever because my daughter had a Raggedy Ann doll that was about 3 feet tall that sat on her dresser until she was about 5 and had a high fever and the doll came to "life". She became terrified of the doll...I had to get rid of it. She didn't even want it in the house. She is still doesn't like Raggedy Ann's and she's
almost 30.

Same thing with me and clowns -- they freaking creep me out.
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Re: Why can't I sleep? It is 2:00 AM Eastern
« Reply #27 on: October 30, 2008, 03:15:58 PM »
Everyone should be on medication...it's great for my profit sharing.  :-)

That would explain it!  When I saw the doc and he was checking notes he looked me dead in the eye and said; "RobJohnson thinks you need these drugs"

It didn't make any sense then but NOW I'm clued in to what is going on ..... oh the arms of CC are loooooong.   :-)

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Re: Why can't I sleep? It is 2:00 AM Eastern
« Reply #28 on: October 30, 2008, 07:44:40 PM »
Want some sleep? Then listen to this:

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Re: Why can't I sleep? It is 2:00 AM Eastern
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2008, 10:39:13 PM »
It's amazing what having a cat or a dog curl up either next to you or on you....how relaxing and comforting it can be.

That's why people will take small animals to nursing homes, hospices and children's hospitals.
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Re: Why can't I sleep? It is 2:00 AM Eastern
« Reply #30 on: October 30, 2008, 10:47:20 PM »
It's amazing what having a cat or a dog curl up either next to you or on you....how relaxing and comforting it can be.

That's why people will take small animals to nursing homes, hospices and children's hospitals.
I always thought they did that because it was pot luck night




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Re: Why can't I sleep? It is 2:00 AM Eastern
« Reply #31 on: October 31, 2008, 12:50:27 AM »
That would explain it!  When I saw the doc and he was checking notes he looked me dead in the eye and said; "RobJohnson thinks you need these drugs"

It didn't make any sense then but NOW I'm clued in to what is going on ..... oh the arms of CC are loooooong.   :-)

KC

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