I just checked the bonfire; it's still lit, but no primitives at it.
I'm still greatly confused about Grandma, though; she and her husband live out in the country, somewhere south of Nebraska (either Oklahoma or Texas, apparently), because they want to live the simpler rustic "old-fashioned" sort of life, life as it is miscontrued as to have been.
But Grandma uses a microwave oven and an electric mixer, among other things.
Things that weren't found in Joe and Sadie's sod house circa 1888.
And now this, for cats.
I can guarantee you that Joe and Sadie in their sod house in 1888 had no such comforts for cats.