While the haircut bouncy was very lame I did appreciate the creativity of fabricating the kids' names as Sherman and Patton.
But if he was really a Civil War buff, why would he choose Patton? Seems like the wrong war...
Come on, you guys, cut DUmmy FloridaJudy some slack. She was spinning a secondary bouncy. She saw DUmmy hedgehog getting attention for a very poorly written lie, and wanted some of that for herself. So she posted a secondary bouncy.
She had no time to make up a more believable story because she needed to get her bouncy posted ASAP, before DUmmy hedgehog's OP sank out of sight.
So her bouncy is even lamer than the OP. This is a common problem with secondary bouncies. She should have worked on it longer.