Any crazy DUmmy 2026 midterm predictions?

[67 Rover]

I learned from all those ladies I've been married to and dated.

 

[Ralph Wiggum]

A mea culpa, as it will be documented: I was COMPLETELY wrong on my predictions. Miserably wrong.

Many more thoughts to come as I've been digesting this since around 8pm CT last night. As an aside, the bar where I perform on Tuesday nights has two separate sides. The owner rents out one side every year for a local Democrat watch party. Two years ago on election night, there were a lot of REALLY pissed off Democrats. While I only stayed last night until about 9:45 CT, the other side of the bar was orgasmic and screaming all night.

Hey, we've all been through some shitty elections. Clinton winning in 1994 & '98, Barack Hussein 0bama's back-to-back wins, and of course COVID Joe's fluke win in 2020. But to paraphrase my Dad, one should never let their dauber down. You shouldn't either.

[CC27]

A mea culpa, as it will be documented: I was COMPLETELY wrong on my predictions. Miserably wrong.

Many more thoughts to come as I've been digesting this since around 8pm CT last night. As an aside, the bar where I perform on Tuesday nights has two separate sides. The owner rents out one side every year for a local Democrat watch party. Two years ago on election night, there were a lot of REALLY pissed off Democrats. While I only stayed last night until about 9:45 CT, the other side of the bar was orgasmic and screaming all night.

Hey, we've all been through some shitty elections. Clinton winning in 1994 & '98, Barack Hussein 0bama's back-to-back wins, and of course COVID Joe's fluke win in 2020. But to paraphrase my Dad, one should never let their dauber down. You shouldn't either.

Trump has a phone and pen so lol