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Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it

That dear, sweet funny man lost his job for telling the truth about Trump. Is there nothing good that evil bastard hasn't destroyed? I'll be watching tonight's final episode with a box of Kleenex and a glass of Jameson.

BTW - after tonight, CBS is off limits in our house. Done.

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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #1 on: Today at 07:31:53 AM »
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Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it


Which just goes to show how much of a comedian he wasn't.
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #2 on: Today at 07:53:43 AM »
I've heard noises that the show replacing Colbert will try to be funny instead of partisan. As Steve Sergeant Bilko Martin said, that's so crazy it might work.
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #3 on: Today at 08:17:53 AM »
Tough tits, you whiny baby. Go get your Trump hate fest at Kimmel, The Daily Show, or Fallon. Same shit, different network.

COAL-bert is a smarmy, unfunny, douche who got what was coming to him. His show WAS NOT cancelled by the big merger or pressure from President Trump. It was losing millions of dollars a year, which is what happens when you have 200-300 people getting union paychecks, not even including Coal-bert's $20 million.

Good riddance to bad trash.
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #4 on: Today at 08:19:17 AM »
So Grim Chieftain cried while watching a "comedian" whose is so NOT funny that his network let him go? I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Oh, and bless its heart.

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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #5 on: Today at 09:32:46 AM »
Grimy Chorizo cried when Colbert signed off? Colbert lost his show when his shrinking viewership intersected with consequent ad revenue shrinkage intersected. CBS realized that the two shrinkages meant that the prestige they got from having a big-name headliner had shrunk, making the $$$$ losses not worthwhile.

I did not cry when Carson and Leno retired. They retired when they were still going strong. The one thing about Leno that does "get to me" is his loving and faithful for Mavis, who is going through dementia. That is class and beyond, pretty much heresy in Hollyweird.
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #6 on: Today at 10:00:20 AM »
Grimy Chorizo cried when Colbert signed off? Colbert lost his show when his shrinking viewership intersected with consequent ad revenue shrinkage intersected. CBS realized that the two shrinkages meant that the prestige they got from having a big-name headliner had shrunk, making the $$$$ losses not worthwhile.

President Trump's first election in 2016 absolutely broke his brain. He was in last place in late-night, then turned his "entertainment" venture into an unfunny group therapy session for TDS addled lib-turds.

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I did not cry when Carson and Leno retired. They retired when they were still going strong. The one thing about Leno that does "get to me" is his loving and faithful for Mavis, who is going through dementia. That is class and beyond, pretty much heresy in Hollyweird.

I don't cry either when a TV show ends. I'll reminisce about it how much entertainment value it brought to me. That's why I love sports (although some are lessening these days). In a sporting event, there is a game or season where one can devote themselves to "their" team and celebrate and agonize constantly. But there is always a winner and loser, and sometimes you're the windshield, other times you're the bug.

Carson reruns are still available and still funny, simply because he didn't take himself seriously as Coal-bert and the Jimmy's do. Leno was largely the same way, as was Letterman until something broke his brain. For many of these clowns, marrying a left-tard easily accomplishes that. Kimmel used to be funny on Fox NFL pre-game, The Man Show, Crank Yankers, and then left his "normal" wife for a woke-tard Kimmel Show writer who neutered both his testicles and his sense of humor.

As you likely know, I'm a Gutfeld fan, and know exactly what I'm getting with him. A short batch of jokes poking fun mostly at lefties and The View, an often politically tinged amusing monologue, and then five segments which might or might not have nothing to do with politics. He surrounds himself with less than 10% of a staff of the major legacy networks and gets better ratings albeit being on something like 50 million less homes.
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #7 on: Today at 10:50:51 AM »
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As you likely know, I'm a Gutfeld fan, and know exactly what I'm getting with him. A short batch of jokes poking fun mostly at lefties and The View, an often politically tinged amusing monologue, and then five segments which might or might not have nothing to do with politics. He surrounds himself with less than 10% of a staff of the major legacy networks and gets better ratings albeit being on something like 50 million less homes.

Successfully mixing humor with socio-political commentary is a difficult art and balance. Rush was a master of that art, and that was part of why lefties HATED him. Glen Beck was good at it in the early 2000s, but he lost his sense of humor around the time he bought into "Peak Oil" doom.
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #8 on: Today at 10:57:55 AM »
Successfully mixing humor with socio-political commentary is a difficult art and balance. Rush was a master of that art, and that was part of why lefties HATED him. Glen Beck was good at it in the early 2000s, but he lost his sense of humor around the time he bought into "Peak Oil" doom.

Good points, totally agree with the Rush and Glenn Beck comparisons as they are apt.

Just for a point of clarification: I refuse to call Colbert by the pronunciation he uses. He's NOT French, nor is anyone in his family history. He uses it for effect to I guess sound sophisticated. There was a professional golfer in my youth named Jim Colbert, who won about half a dozen PGA tour events, and pronounced his name COAL-bert. He passed away a couple weeks ago in his mid 80's.

So that's why I refuse to dignify that smarmy douche by calling him by his preferred pronunciation.
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
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Just for a point of clarification: I refuse to call Colbert by the pronunciation he uses. He's NOT French, nor is anyone in his family history. He uses it for effect to I guess sound sophisticated. There was a professional golfer in my youth named Jim Colbert, who won about half a dozen PGA tour events, and pronounced his name COAL-bert. He passed away a couple weeks ago in his mid 80's.

So that's why I refuse to dignify that smarmy douche by calling him by his preferred pronunciation.

I'm mildly surprised by this. Apparently his ancestry is mostly Irish, with one G-G-Gm being German-English. Maybe there's Norman or Alsatian ancestry somewhere back in her line. His father preferred the Frenchish pronunciation but used the English-phonetic pronunciation. He allowed his kids to choose and use their preference. School teachers and admins must've loved that differing usage when working with Stephen's parents (I had a cousin in the same grades and schools named Paul, which made for "fun", with school class rosters having "S____, P." for both of us).
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Re: Watched Colbert last night and cried through most of it
« Reply #10 on: Today at 01:41:04 PM »
I'd be very unhappy if I had to watch that retard also.   :-)
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