On this day before Thanksgiving, I’d like to sincerely send a “thank you” to the members of DU. You see, although I’m a fictional spirit-guide, I also strive to be a good and decent person. In my attempt at being a good and decent person, on rare occasions I think that we may be too hard on the members of DU. This year, however, the members of DU have worked harder than ever to show that they are hate-filled, uncompassionate, anti-American, brainless followers of their DemonRat overlords. They’ve worked tirelessly to show that they are lower and much less pleasing than septic tank scum. I sincerely thank them for working so hard to show good and decent people everywhere that if anyone on the planet deserves detestation and abhorrence, it is the cult members of the DUmbAss collective. I’d also like to tell them “you’re welcome” because in their brainless, intellectually vacant state, they are too far gone to realize how bad off they are unless a good and decent person points it out to them. Even then, their intelligence level is so low that they don’t realize that people are trying to help them. Oh well, if nothing else, their stupidity provides laughter and their hatred provides a perfect example of the mental destruction that leftism can cause.
To the members of the Cave, since the DU cult members are too far gone to do it themselves, I'd also like to thank you for trying so hard to help the lunatics at the DU asylum see the error of their ways by pointing out their lunacy.
PS: In the above, I pointed out that DU was lower and less pleasing than septic tank scum. Since septic tank scum has never (as far as I know) worked toward and longed for the destruction of our great country, I apologize if any septic tank scum was offended.
