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primitives want to quiz voters; lying titty primitive shows up
« on: September 16, 2008, 02:18:31 PM »
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mtnsnake  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 12:25 PM
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If people have to take tests for driver's permits then why not issue a quiz before someone can vote?
   
People have the right to vote, regardless of whether they know anything or not, so even if they fail the quiz they could still vote, of course, but at least it would be an eye opener for them.

IMO, if everyone had to take a very basic political quiz before they walked into the voting booth...and find out what the correct answers were...then Democrats probably wouldn't lose another election for decades. Most ignorant people who walk into a voting booth and pull the level for "R" don't even know who or what they're voting for or what those people stand for. They vote "R" because their parents brought them up that way. They don't know the first thing about the issues or the candidates, NOTHING.

My point is that we keep complaining how America elects idiots for Presidents because people in this country are so stupid. I don't think it's so much that people are stupid, but they're just ignorant, at least most of the ones who vote Republican are.

For example, my first 4 questions on the voter's quiz would be:

1) Barack Obama used to be a Muslim. True or False
2) Under Obama's economic plan, he is not going to raise taxes on the middle class. True or False
3) John McCain was a POW in WWII. True or False
4) John McCain and Sarah Palin both agree we should drill in Alaska for oil. True or False

If all voters had to take a basic quiz about current political affairs, then the USA would be soooo much better off for it. At the very least, millions of previously ignorant might learn a few important facts before they could walk into a voting booth again.

*** Just in case....for any lurking freepers, the correct answers are 1)F, 2)T, 3)F, 4)F ***

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Jamastiene  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 12:31 PM
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11. That's the first thought I had.
   
Some areas of this country cannot be trusted to issue a quiz to everyone. Some places would try to abuse it and only give the test to some people.

I still remember hearing about some places trying to make black people tell them how many bubbles a bar of soap produces before they'd let them vote. Bullshit like that is what some places would try to pull.

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JackRiddler  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 12:35 PM
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18. They used to have tests...
   
And these were used to keep blacks from voting.

Let's have Ken Blackwell and Katharine Harris oversee a bureaucracy that administers voting tests, that should really get better results!

This is about power, pure and simple. Suffrage is universal, or it is guaranteed to be partisan.

You know, this reminds me of a true story I read somewhere.

Back during the 1950s, the Democrats in the southern states imposed literacy tests on voters.

This was because the Democrats didn't want blacks to vote.

In one of the southern states, there appeared a black gentleman at the polling place, wishing to vote.

The guy was a bona fide resident of the area, but had a Ph.D. in one of the hard sciences.

The Democrats gave him the standard literacy test, which he passed with flying colors.

Nervous that they might have to let him vote, the Democrats pulled out another, harder, test.

He passed that one, too, to the consternation of the Democrats.

The Democrats then pulled out an even more difficult test--questions such as "what's the 643rd word in the Constitution?" or "who was Franklin Pierce's secretary of state?" or "what's the meaning of the word 'boryborygmous'?" and somesuch--and the guy passed again.

The Democrats got really nervous; they were sweating.

Finally, one of the Democrats gave the black gentleman a copy of the Declaration of Independence, written in upside-down Japanese.

"Do you know what this says?" the Democrat asked the black gentleman.

The prospective voter said yes, he knew what it said.

"Well, what does it say?" the Democrat asked, incredulous.

The black gentleman responded, "It says, 'Here's one n----r who's not going to get to vote.'"

Anyway.

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TomInTib  Donating Member  (1000+ posts) Tue Sep-16-08 12:36 PM
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21. If it was as easy as the CA tests, my dog could vote.
   
Hell, the State of California gave me a Drivers License without requiring me to take a driving test.

And I had not had a license for the past ten years.

The loutish Brit primitive's at the bonfire too, but his comments are irrelevant, because the loutish Brit primitive doesn't vote in the United States.

apres moi, le deluge

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Re: primitives want to quiz voters; lying titty primitive shows up
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 02:27:11 PM »
Yeah it's easy to vote I guess when you steal the Identity of someone that probably can't fight back. Then again we can't tell if thats the truth or another one of his lies.
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Re: primitives want to quiz voters; lying titty primitive shows up
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2008, 02:28:15 PM »
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If people have to take tests for driver's permits then why not issue a quiz before someone can vote?
  
People have the right to vote, regardless of whether they know anything or not, so even if they fail the quiz they could still vote, of course, but at least it would be an eye opener for them.

So even if they don't pass the test, they still get to vote, and for some reason it would be an "eye opener" to them.

OK.   :mental:

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Re: primitives want to quiz voters; lying titty primitive shows up
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2008, 02:45:38 PM »
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2) Under Obama's economic plan, he is not going to raise taxes on the middle class. True or False

Wake up DUmmies!

Any tax increase, especially for the wealthy business owners, would still have a negative effect on the middle class, by increasing the cost of goods sold.


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Re: primitives want to quiz voters; lying titty primitive shows up
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2008, 02:55:22 PM »
So when Obama was a boy growing up with muslim family and attending a muslim school he wasn't a muslim?  I know he isn't one now but to say he never was is a load of bs. :bs:
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Re: primitives want to quiz voters; lying titty primitive shows up
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2008, 03:06:33 PM »
DUmmie voter quiz:

1-Al Gore is god.....true or false.
2-Global warming is a scientific fact......true or false.
3-More taxes grow the economy.......true or false.
4-Everyone should have an equal standard of living wheather they work or not.....true or false
5-Democrats are god's gift to the world......true or false.
6-Liberals are more intelligent in every subject.....true or false.

If you answered true to 3 or more of the questions above you have been found qualified to vote. Please get in line, the firing squad will get to you in a minute.
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Re: primitives want to quiz voters; lying titty primitive shows up
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2008, 03:14:10 PM »
1.  Which political party was started in the 19th century to ensure negro slavery remained legal?

2.  The Ku Klux Klan was an extension of which political party?

4.  Which political party was started in the 19th century to oppose negro slavery?

3.  The Civil Rights Act of 1964 became law solely because of the support of which political party?