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You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
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You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.

Maybe you're not feeling well, maybe you had a tough weekend...you're going to oversleep for whatever reason.

Then you'll wake up, make some coffee, and drag you ass to your computer...and all the websites will be down across the country.

And you'll be thinking...WTF?

And you'll notice some commotion outside of your window.

"What happened"?, you'll think.

You'll turn on your TV, and you will find out that all of the TV stations are out, except for one local station that has a rudimentary Chyron flashed on TV stating that all internet and TV stations are out of service because TRUMP ****ING DIED OVERNIGHT AND PEOPLE ARE IN THE STREETS DANCING SO HARD THAT THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED BY THE DANCING TOOK OUT EVERY PIECE OF COMPUTER HARDWARE AND BROADCAST EQUIPMENT IN THE COUNTRY.

And then, you'll go outside and dance in the street, preferably naked...like I'm going to do.

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You are one sick twisted POS. You see why you keep losing elections??
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
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...You'll turn on your TV, and you will find out that all of the TV stations are out, except for one local station that has a rudimentary Chyron flashed on TV stating that all internet and TV stations are out of service because TRUMP ****ING DIED OVERNIGHT AND PEOPLE ARE IN THE STREETS DANCING SO HARD THAT THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED BY THE DANCING TOOK OUT EVERY PIECE OF COMPUTER HARDWARE AND BROADCAST EQUIPMENT IN THE COUNTRY.
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That must've been one helluva bong hit last night, DUmp'Rat. You know, drug use doesn't turn you into an asshole; it just exposes what you always were for the rest of the world to point and laugh at.  :loser: :thatsright:
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #2 on: Today at 08:47:59 AM »
I find having a job actually helps prevent oversleeping.  ::)

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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #3 on: Today at 09:44:36 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on Today at 08:47:59 AM
I find having a job BEING EMPLOYABLE actually helps prevent oversleeping.  ::)

Fix't 'er for who you're actually talking to... :cheers1: :hi5:
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #4 on: Today at 09:56:37 AM »
Good Lord, these people are unhealthy.  The responses aren't any better than the OP.  If they had enough motivation to get away from their keyboards, they would be dangerous. 
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #5 on: Today at 12:10:55 PM »
This is an alinsky garbage side effect.

"Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinks you have."

Their problem, is that they've bought into the lie themselves.

They actually think they're in the majority.

In spite of record low dem party popularity polling, and in spite of being on the wrong side of 80/20 and 90/10 issues which Trump and republicans are on the right side of.

Put simply they are delusional. And evil too.
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #6 on: Today at 12:18:41 PM »
According to them, they are the more creative and artistic types. I would have expected better than "THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED BY THE DANCING TOOK OUT EVERY PIECE OF COMPUTER HARDWARE AND BROADCAST EQUIPMENT IN THE COUNTRY." Damn! That's pathetic imagination. This is special class comedy.  Besides, if the mass dancing was a possible cause, there would have been a major blackout after the 2024 election.
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #7 on: Today at 12:33:20 PM »
They just can’t accept reality and deal with the fact that they were beaten like a rented mule in the last election both majority vote in electoral college vote. In the mainstream media just keeps feeding their delusion. They’re just a bunch of losers.
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #8 on: Today at 12:46:45 PM »
their being is focused on the hopes that they will wake up and find a person has died.
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Re: You know, one of these days, you're going to oversleep by a few hours.
« Reply #9 on: Today at 01:55:07 PM »
But before that day, Democrats will keep waking up to stories of the successes of the Trump administration. A trade deal here, a busted criminal enterprise there. You know, the stuff that fuels Democrats' nightmares.
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