Over three years since the sighting, and still no name. He has got to be around 25 year old now, if he hasn't already had a massive coronary. I especially liked this part:
.. .After he reached his vehicle outdoors, the truck driver commented, "You know, I wonder how he bends back and under, to wipe.". . .
I will try to keep an eye out for the picture threads there, just in case.