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Offline FunkyZero

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This one is probably closer to being true. Waits until he is alone in a room with his wife, then makes her suffer his delusion-borne hatred and paranoia outburst.

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Wed Mar 19, 2025, 10:01 AM

I almost lost my shit at the doctor's office today.
Cataract surgery yesterday.

Drugs are wearing off, and now I'm miserable.

Long wait at the follow up visit this morning.

Waited for the doctor over an hour in the little room.

A non-related skin condition is putting me in pain.

Long distance vision is beautiful, but I can't read up close worth a shit.

Sitting in the little room with my wife waiting for the doctor. For some reason, I started ranting about Musk and Trump to my spouse. I got loud and started cursing up a storm. Wife was putting her fingers to her lips, trying to shush me. That made me worse.

Just a few short months ago, things seemed good. NOW WE HAVE SEVERAL DOZEN MILLION PEOPLE WONDERING IF THEIR ****ING SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS ARE GOING TO ARRIVE.

We have a group of quasi-governmental officials breaking into a business that is only tangentially related to the United States government. This group is named after a sketchy crypto coin (DOGE) established initially by everyone's favorite Nazi (Musk).

We have an ugly, evil, insane mother****er with the world's most punchable face, putting fear into the hearts of everyone who is paying any sort of attention. This ****er is getting up on stage swinging around a ****ing chainsaw that he is barely able to lift, while people are already dying worldwide because of his actions.

We have the world's biggest clown show in the White House.

I'm raging, but my rage is impotent. I'm 66 years old, I'm ****ing fighting mad, but I don't know who to punch.

I have not felt my temper rear it's ugly head like this since I was in my teens.

This is what my kids did when they were 6 and didn't get their way, but even they learned rather quickly that there were somewhat painful consequences for acting a fool.

Add to that: "TRUMP MADE EVERYONE FAT!!!!"

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10. There were about 30 people in the waiting room.
Reply to Silent Type (Reply #9)
Wed Mar 19, 2025, 10:46 AM
This place is like a mini-hospital.

Both my wife and I are overweight, and we were the thinnest and healthiest looking people in there.

How did everyone get this way?

STRESS. BAD FOOD. BARELY STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE. THAT'S HOW WE ALL GOT THIS WAY.

We are not progressing as a country. We are not even third world. What we are experiencing is a loss of potential.

We are not safe, and about half the country does not even realize it.

But as long as we can sit there with our ****ing thumbs up our asses while we stare into our phones, everything is good apparently.
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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2025, 11:02:38 AM »
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Both my wife and I are overweight, and we were the thinnest and healthiest looking people in there.

How did everyone get this way?

STRESS. BAD FOOD. BARELY STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE.

Make poor choices,live a poor life.

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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2025, 11:03:41 AM »
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12. I flipped off the TV last night with both hands

so hard that I thought I broke a hip.

He is going to give himself serious medical damage!

And then we have this:

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Maybe this will improve your mood: Today, I found a pic of felon in an AARP bulletin. I cut his face out and taped it to the wall right by the litter box, strap tape right over his 2nd butthole. I tore up the rest of the picture, ritually cursing him as I did and threw it in the trash. Theraputic as hell

Absolute lunatic.  Arts and crafts with the kitty box. 
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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2025, 11:13:14 AM »
So ChuckyLarms unloaded his Trump Hatred on his wife for no reason other than general physical discomfort? Just. Wow.

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... NOW WE HAVE SEVERAL DOZEN MILLION PEOPLE WONDERING IF THEIR ****ING SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS ARE GOING TO ARRIVE.

That's so two months ago! :rotf: As a 66YO, ChuckyLarms should know that 2 months of Social Security checks have been received and auto-deposits made since SSA offices got DOGE'ed. It's time Trump- and Musk-Haters moved on to a new stupidly false hate-narrative.

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... How did everyone get this way?

In the real world? Knife, fork, and spoon control choices. Choosing to live less-than-active lifestyles. Over a period of decades.
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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2025, 11:17:24 AM »
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Drugs are wearing off, and now I'm miserable.

Be honest. You were always miserable, drugs or not.

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Just a few short months ago, things seemed good. NOW WE HAVE SEVERAL DOZEN MILLION PEOPLE WONDERING IF THEIR ****ING SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS ARE GOING TO ARRIVE.


Any truth to this can be attributed to leftist media lies about social.security. You were stupid to listen to them, and doubled down believing them. But thats what DUmmies do.

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Both my wife and I are overweight, and we were the thinnest and healthiest looking people in there.

How did everyone get this way?

STRESS. BAD FOOD. BARELY STRUGGLING TO SURVIVE. THAT'S HOW WE ALL GOT THIS WAY.


The spoons did it. Just like the guns always do...Right DUmmy?

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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2025, 11:20:56 AM »
Be honest. You were always miserable, drugs or not.

Any truth to this can be attriubted to leftist media lies about social.security. You were stupid to listen to them, and doubled down believing them. But thats what DUmmies do.

The spoons did it. Just like the guns always do...Right DUmmy?


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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2025, 01:18:09 PM »
People got that way from four years of Joe Biden, and progressive Democrats stupidity. They ruined the economy, made us pay more for everything struggle to survive and then push their transgender agenda down our throat along with DEI and CERT and other bullshit. It’s all your fault.
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2025, 03:13:47 PM »
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NOW WE HAVE SEVERAL DOZEN MILLION PEOPLE WONDERING IF THEIR ****ING SOCIAL SECURITY CHECKS ARE GOING TO ARRIVE.

Are these "SEVERAL DOZEN MILLION PEOPLE"  with you right now in the little room?  :popcorn:
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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2025, 04:06:44 PM »
Sounds like this dude has some serious anger management problems. I hope he doesn’t own a gun. :thatsright: :loser:
Life is tough and it’s even tougher when you’re stupid

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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2025, 04:37:51 PM »
It sounds like LuckyCharms' natural state is asshole. His rant, if true, has everything to do with his natural state and, likely, very little to do with pain.

I've been dealing with a kidney infection from hell since Monday. Yes, even fictional spirit-guides can get very real kidney infections. Through all of the pain, and there has been a lot, I haven't been an asshole even once. That's primarily because my natural state is not asshole like LuckyCharms.
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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2025, 05:20:39 PM »
Are these "SEVERAL DOZEN MILLION PEOPLE"  with you right now in the little room?  :popcorn:

If it were to answer, it would probably say that the several.dozen million people reside in many of the 57 states...

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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2025, 03:19:51 PM »
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I'm raging, but my rage is impotent. I'm 66 years old, I'm ****ing fighting mad, but I don't know who to punch.

My I suggest that you take out your rage on little old me. After that your retirement dental costs will be quite small. And you will have made a great point. You will get nothing but DUmmy respect going forward.    :whatever: :whatever: :whatever:
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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2025, 09:34:05 AM »
"We are not progressing as a country. We are not even third world."
Try living in Saudi Arabia or North Korea before saying that, you ungrateful, entitled, pampered sack of crap.

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Re: DUmmie documents his lack of impulse control in doctors office
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2025, 09:39:35 AM »
"We are not progressing as a country. We are not even third world."
Try living in Saudi Arabia or North Korea before saying that, you ungrateful, entitled, pampered sack of crap.

I hear Zimbabwe and Venezuela are beautiful, especially this time of the year. Or maybe Laos.
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