Grocery shopping fun

[CC27]

mobeau69 (11,777 posts)

Grocery shopping fun
Bitch about the price when you’re looking at items and say to any nearby shopper “Damn, I thought prices were supposed to be coming down!”

Or

Just act like you’re talking to yourself when another shopper is within earshot.

Makes the Kroger experience a little more bearable.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219953042

Cough cough never happened. This is their new stupid talking point.

[Karin]

So dumb.  They think this is high comedy.  But then, a DUmmie said something that made me LOL

DinahMoeHum (22,574 posts)
37. We need stickers with Biden and Harris saying. . .


"MISS US YET?"

 

And now they're back to this old schtick:

onethatcares (16,649 posts)
33. nudder small act of resistance

the checkout kiosks are putting maga zines with his face on them on the rack. pick one up, act like you're checking it out and then put it back in the rack backwards covering the next one.

 

[RonE]

DinahMoeHum (22,574 posts)
37. We need stickers with Biden and Harris saying. . .


"MISS US YET?"

I'd purchase one of these just so I could add a bright red "HELL NO" to it.

[SVPete]

mobeau69 (11,777 posts)

Grocery shopping fun
Bitch about the price when you’re looking at items and say to any nearby shopper “Damn, I thought prices were supposed to be coming down!”

Or

Just act like you’re talking to yourself when another shopper is within earshot.

A smart shopper would respond:





Or maybe, So you admit Bidenflation wasn't stores jacking up their prices to stop Biden and Harris?

[SVPete]

DinahMoeHum (22,574 posts)
37. We need stickers with Biden and Harris saying. . .

"MISS US YET?"

Captain Sharpie response: NOPE!

onethatcares (16,649 posts)
33. nudder small act of resistance

the checkout kiosks are putting maga zines with his face on them on the rack. pick one up, act like you're checking it out and then put it back in the rack backwards covering the next one.

Well, Progs recycle, even silly gotcha-ideas, . This one was moldy when it was first posted (probably) in early 2001.

[Old n Grumpy]

Looks like the resistance is kicking into high gear.
 

I enjoy walking in their trails of their tears

[jukin]

Looks like the resistance is kicking into high gear.
 

I enjoy walking in their trails of their tears

Be careful don't slip. Leftist tears are slimy.

[Dark Powers]

"Kroger "

The grocery store that got busted for price gouging when covid hit.

[FlippyDoo]

They should try the "not one damn dime" thing again. I'm sure that it'll bring the government to its knees this time.

[BannedFromDU]

     So, basically: wander around grocery stores mumbling like a brain-dead idiot.

     We just had 4 years of that. Time to move on.

[DUmpDiver]

Now that Fauci is retired he should have spare time to cure bird flu to get egg prices back down. He is science after all.

[BamaMoose]

     So, basically: wander around grocery stores mumbling like a brain-dead idiot.

     We just had 4 years of that. Time to move on.

Apparently, that is their master plan.  Here's two more from yesterday:

KS Toronado (20,132 posts)

MAGAt at the grocery store today
Walking in I was hoping there would be someone checking out egg prices and as I approached the egg section a 50's couple were going from group to group comparing prices. When I got beside them and had looked at a couple prices I blurted out " My gosh how the price of eggs has gone up. I thought he promised to bring the price down?" (read on DU to do that!)

Without missing a beat the MAGAt spewed out "WELL WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM TIME!" I replied "Well we sure in the hell didn't give Biden any time did we? At least he was smart enough not to say stupid shit!" Turned and walked away to de-escalate the situation.

And wouldn't you know it, I happened to get behind them in the check out lane and both would not look my direction. Right there on the candy rack someone had left one of those $7 loaves of bread and when the clerk wasn't looking it somehow got added to the MAGAts stuff and nobody caught it. They paid for it and left. Felt good to let my ornery side out.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219957752

And:

gab13by13 (25,960 posts)

I Went Grocery Shopping Today Looking For A Fight
The grocery store is in an area that is 75 - 25 Magat.

I got the perfect chance, I needed eggs and I buy organic. A nice lady was looking over the eggs so I cozied over, picked up 2 dozen eggs, they were $6.47. I say, oh dear, the store still has the Biden prices on these eggs. She looks at me and says, "smart ass." Boom, I got one.

I did the same thing at the check out but I think the cashier was not a Magat, and a buddy of mine came up right behind me so we had a laugh about the Biden price of eggs.

I am going to continue to harass Magats every chance I get. I am going to let them know how Trump is ****ing them over. Will it do any good, make a difference, I don't give a ****, it makes me feel better.

I was shopping for 2 people and I spent close to 300 dollars, yeah but I have 90 cents off a gallon of gas that is sitting at $3.49/gal.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100219956406

Of course, the DUmmies thought both of these Bouncies were true and advocated for more of the same.  So, watch out when you're in the dairy section of your local supermarket.  There may be ninja moonbats hiding in the milk cooler waiting to strike if you dare to buy some eggs.

[enslaved1]

Ya know, if Trump was the ebil dictator fascist the moonbats claim he is, there would already be a website/phone number the true and faithful could contact when these outbursts happen, and within minutes, the silent helicopters would be swooping down to tackle the heretics, load them up, and relocate them to the re-education camps.   

Assuming the outbursts actually occurred, of course. 

[FlippyDoo]

Ya know, if Trump was the ebil dictator fascist the moonbats claim he is, there would already be a website/phone number the true and faithful could contact when these outbursts happen, and within minutes, the silent helicopters would be swooping down to tackle the heretics, load them up, and relocate them to the re-education camps.   

Assuming the outbursts actually occurred, of course.

Kind of like their VP candidate did during covid?

[Karin]

I'm stunned at the stupidity of the two bouncies that BamaMoose posted.  I'm sitting here rather speechless.

When is the egg trope going to run out of steam?  It's always so obvious when the memo goes out and lefties follow like lemmings.  I'm sick of it.  It's a bird flu.  Not politics. Morons.

[SVPete]

gab13by13 (25,960 posts)

I Went Grocery Shopping Today Looking For A Fight
The grocery store is in an area that is 75 - 25 Magat.

I got the perfect chance, I needed eggs and I buy organic. A nice lady was looking over the eggs so I cozied over, picked up 2 dozen eggs, they were $6.47. I say, oh dear, the store still has the Biden prices on these eggs. She looks at me and says, "smart ass." Boom, I got one.

I'm stunned at the stupidity of the two bouncies that BamaMoose posted.  I'm sitting here rather speechless.

When is the egg trope going to run out of steam?  It's always so obvious when the memo goes out and lefties follow like lemmings.  I'm sick of it.  It's a bird flu.  Not politics. Morons.

But, but, you mean Trump can't resurrect the millions of euthanized laying chickens with an EO? Who knew?

[FlippyDoo]

But, but, you mean Trump can't resurrect the millions of euthanized laying chickens with an EO? Who knew?

  I did like double unlucky gab's fairy tale, but I've got one that's even better...

So I went grocery shopping yesterday and was looking at the eggs. There was already a liberal standing there. You could tell because the individual was unkemp, smelly, wearing pajamas and bedroom shoes, and I couldn't tell for sure if it was male or female. The individual who I'll just call the Unknown DUmmie said, "I thought Trump was supposed to lower prices!"

I guess it thought it would get a rise out of me since I was wearing my MAGA red hat and Let's Club a Seal t-shirt, but I smoothly replied with: Yeah, but that's a dozen eggs. A dozen is 12 which is a 1 and a 2. If you add another 1 to the first 1 it makes 2, and everyone knows that 2+2 equals potato so why are you even bitching?

The Unknown DUmmie lowered its head and said, "Wow, I hadn't even of that!" It vowed to go home, take a shower, do some grooming, put on real clothes, and stop complaining about everything. Then a cop came out from behind a shelf of Bush's baked beans and said, "Way to go dude!" and told the now converted Unknown DUmmie to lay off of the weed. As a grabbed my carton of eggs and headed to the checkout counter, the other shoppers lined each side of the aisles and applauded me until I left the store.

[SVPete]

I did like double unlucky gab's fairy tale, but I've got one that's even better...

So I went grocery shopping yesterday and was looking at the eggs. There was already a liberal standing there. You could tell because the individual was unkemp, smelly, wearing pajamas and bedroom shoes, and I couldn't tell for sure if it was male or female. The individual who I'll just call the Unknown DUmmie said, "I thought Trump was supposed to lower prices!"

I guess it thought it would get a rise out of me since I was wearing my MAGA red hat and Let's Club a Seal t-shirt, but I smoothly replied with: Yeah, but that's a dozen eggs. A dozen is 12 which is a 1 and a 2. If you add another 1 to the first 1 it makes 2, and everyone knows that 2+2 equals potato so why are you even bitching?

The Unknown DUmmie lowered its head and said, "Wow, I hadn't even of that!" It vowed to go home, take a shower, do some grooming, put on real clothes, and stop complaining about everything. Then a cop came out from behind a shelf of Bush's baked beans and said, "Way to go dude!" and told the now converted Unknown DUmmie to lay off of the weed. As a grabbed my carton of eggs and headed to the checkout counter, the other shoppers lined each side of the aisles and applauded me until I left the store.

  ! That has a greater ring of truth than does gab13by13's absurd .

[Old n Grumpy]

onethatcares (16,649 posts)
33. nudder small act of resistance udder stupidity 

the checkout kiosks are putting maga zines with his face on them on the rack. pick one up, act like you're checking it out and then put it back in the rack backwards covering the next one.

Fixed it