This VP at a bank
Now think about this story from the perspective of a DUmmy (might be hard, I know): they think this DUmmy is a high-roller because they consort with "VPs at a bank", which in the eyes of a DUmmy means they were dealing with Milburn Drysdale. Surely this was speaking "Truth To Power," because those banksters were finally cornered by a real-live DEMOCRAT.
In reality, however, pretty much every bank has scores if not hundreds of VPs, and most of them do fairly mundane things (like what this DUmmy said they do) and are as close to being "banksters" as a DUmmy is to being significant to a DNC exec.
Even if completely true, these VPs looked ta each other and said, "what an asshole," after which they went to see if there are any bagels left in the breakroom.
Womp womp.