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BIGTREE is on a mission
« on: October 01, 2023, 03:52:04 PM »
This guy has been attacking every DUmmie who is going astray over the fire alarm stunt. If I were a bettin type, I figure he was probably up all night, unable to sleep, because one of this gods is being badmouthed.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218317462#post12

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Response to former9thward (Reply #11)Sat Sep 30, 2023, 06:45 PM
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12. not what happened, apparently
...so all of this aggression is for nothing.
Fire alarms are set off by accident all of the time, especially doors. No harm, no foul. Happens every day, and the man says it wasn't deliberate.
Stop the hyperbolic nonsense.

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Response to dsc (Reply #14)Sat Sep 30, 2023, 06:49 PM
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15. man's in a hurry and clueless about alarms
...just wants to get through the door.
Makes perfect sense. What harm was done?
Where's the proof that he wanted to stop the vote?

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Response to ForgedCrank (Reply #16)Sat Sep 30, 2023, 07:33 PM
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19. how do you know that?

...where is the proof that he wanted to halt the vote?
No one has come forward with any proof of that.
I think his accusers look silly with no explanation other than their projection of why he pulled that lever. You don't look to have anything in hand to be calling this Representative a liar.
That's really sketchy, unles and until something like that is revealed.
All we have now is that he pulled a fire alarm outside of an apparently alarmed door. Something that happens every day by accident. Maybe not in the Capitol, but it's not at all unheard of.

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Response to ForgedCrank (Reply #20)Sat Sep 30, 2023, 09:52 PM
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25. man, that's some stretching
...and all without ANY proof at all that he intended anything nefarious.
As someone else already pointed out, it's in an entirely different building from where the vote was taking place.
Who would believe that would stop a vote?
Stop the nonsense. You have zero proof he did anything but pull the lever. Attaching all sorts of nonsense to it instead of just believing the man is base, and just sophistry without proof.

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Response to ForgedCrank (Reply #28)Sat Sep 30, 2023, 10:23 PM
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29. you should go with the simplest explanation which is that he made a mistake

...instead of inventing reasons.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218317462#post19

Happens all the time. That's why the actual regulation requires INTENT to constitute an offense.
You have no proof of intent, and making it all up against this Democratic representative isn't just silly, it's sophistry.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218318384

Now he's posting OP's insisting everyone is just being mean

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Sun Oct 1, 2023, 01:23 AM
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One more time, because anyone still spreading this crap about this Dem needs checking
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The Cannon House Office building & the U.S. Capitol are not the same building.
If there was a plan was to delay voting (which takes place in the Capitol)— pulling a fire alarm in Cannon would in no way impede that.
This dumb conspiracy makes no sense.

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Response to W_HAMILTON (Reply #10)Sun Oct 1, 2023, 11:15 AM
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11. that's the real point, in response to the stupid nonsense that he was trying to stop a vote
...in an entirely separate building from the Capitol.

It's amazing to see people still stuck on 'he pulled the fire alarm' as if that's something nefarious - all with out proof of anything but a pic showing him looking at the fire alarm on the wall.

Folks still griping and pointing fingers really have to be invested in bringing this man down at this point. Who cares if an alarm was triggered? It's attached to a central monitor which would check on the disturbance and someone would simply turn the alarm off.

I'd like to know what authority is accusing him of something more pernicious than mistakenly pulling an alarm, other than republicans in Congress. But the fact that House maga goons are claiming he wanted to delay a vote he supported - which didn't require his participation to pass - is just so typical of the dirt-dumb accusations that arise from that side and persist and spread, even among our own party supporters.

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There'll be time to test Rep Bowman's explanation for pulling an alarm.
But can we talk about what it means that Republicans think they vote in the Cannon Building?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218317860

So now we get PICTURES that somehow disprove all this nonsense:

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Sat Sep 30, 2023, 08:01 PM
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Look at these fricking signs in front of these doors where Bowman was trying to exit




yup, that settles in in MY mind, you DUmmie.


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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #1)Sat Sep 30, 2023, 08:10 PM
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2. alarmgate

...lol.
He pulled a fire alarm and the accusation is that he was trying to delay the GOP shutdown vote.
Bowman insists he was trying to get through the door and pulled the lever by mistake.
Just a silly charge, absurd to think that a fire alarm was going to shut down anything.


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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2023, 04:45:13 PM »
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Just a silly charge, absurd to think that a fire alarm was going to shut down anything.

Since when has the absurdity of a belief stopped democrats?

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2023, 04:57:49 PM »
Considering the fact that their president is suffering from dementia and one of their senators is a vegetable and another was wheeled into the room mostly dead it’s possible he thought he was doing the right thing  :thatsright: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2023, 06:55:17 PM »
Let me put this in simple words and large letters, so Star Moron bigtree might understand:

Bowman. Was. CAUGHT. On. VIDEO! It was clearly intentional. He did not mistake the fire alarm for an espresso machine! Or any other kind of "accident"!


https://www.cbsnews.com/philadelphia/video/rep-jamaal-bowman-caught-on-video-pulling-fire-alarm-ahead-of-house-vote-to-fund-government/
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2023, 07:12:39 PM »
Bottom line: If you're too ****ing stupid that you can't tell the difference between an automatic door opener and a fire alarm, you're too dumb to be in Congress.
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2023, 08:51:43 PM »
Congressman Bowman "rushing to make an urgent vote":



He must be terribly confused about how one casts such votes.

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2023, 11:39:28 PM »
Bottom line: If you're too ****ing stupid that you can't tell the difference between an automatic door opener and a fire alarm, you're too dumb to be in Congress.

You'll note that not even Hank Johnson has been this stupid. Yet...
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2023, 08:02:27 AM »
So we can see pictures and video of him pulling a fire alarm intentionally, but we can't see video or pictures of someone leaving cocaine on a table??

Got it.

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2023, 08:40:49 AM »
You can tell how guilty a Dem is of committing a extremely stupid or illegal action by the ridiculous excuses that the DUmmies come up with.  This particular episode has yielded some high quality idiocy and pretzel twisting.  I like these responses:

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8. Thanks. The signs and fire alarm activator are all red.

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The Congressman was preoccupied with the looming shutdown and was rushing to get to the House floor. He was not in the proper state of mind to parse the "PUSH" instruction on the sign. His mind conflated the "ALARM" reference in the sign with the fire alarm activator. 

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218318644#post8

He was so preoccupied that he couldn't parse the concept of "Push"? :rofl:  I wonder if other difficult concepts such as "Open/Close", "Right/Left" and "On/Off" were similarly beyond his comprehension.  And if he was in such a state of mind that the simple concept of "Push/Pull" was beyond his ability then is he capable of making a "Yes/No" decision when voting on bills?  So the DUmmies have to either admit he intentionally set off the alarm for whatever reason or they have to admit that he's so stupid that he couldn't follow simple instructions.  And they're all red?  That's some Grade-A excuse making.  Were there any other red objects in the vicinity that could have confused him?  Did he wander around DC looking for a Red Lobster restaurant thinking he could vote there?  Or is he just dumb as a bag of hammers?  Or, most likely, did he think that having to wait for thirty seconds was too much of an inconvenience so he tripped the alarm, knowing that the doors would unlock automatically, without any care about how it would impact everyone else.

This one was also pretty funny:

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My take on Bowman.
 
It's a non-story, caused merely by human nature.

It would take me a page to write out the details of this, but I was trapped inside a parking ramp once. For a few hours. Suffice to say that it was the result of a malfunctioning payment machine.

Type 1 diabetic, glucose was dropping fast. No answer at the parking authority, four calls to city police dispatcher, still no help.

To get out, you had to drive under one of those arms that lift up after you pay. Wife was starting to panic. I told her in another 5 minutes, I was just going to drive through the ****ing thing. The only reason I didn't in the first place was because the arm was more than simply a piece of wood. The arm had what appeared to be heavy and expensive electronics on it.

This story ends with a cop finally showing up and somehow, he reached someone who could remotely lift the arm.

Bowman had one thing on his mind...to get his vote recorded.

Pulling the alarm was a damn stupid thing to do, but I feel it was a panic response.

He's human, and had no ill intent.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218319901

He was in a panic?  So I guess any other illegal actions that he might have taken are excusable?  It was self-defense?  And according to the Capitol Police he pulled this stunt almost an hour before voting finished.  But, equally funny, is how this DUmmy has to concoct a story to try to support his hypothesis.  A few months ago his "trapped in a parking garage" story read a lot different:

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I was held captive in a parking ramp when I heard about the indictment.
 
Drove with my wife and my dog to the cannabis dispensary. Parked in a big concrete parking ramp.

Wife and dog waited in the car in the ramp.

Walked to the weed store, got my weed, returned to the car.

Went to exit the ramp.

Handmade sign taped on the payment machine at the ramp exit that said "credit cards only."

Put my ticket in the machine. Screen said I was there 18 minutes. It wanted $2.00 for parking.

Put my credit card in the machine.

Screen said "credit card invalid". Couldn't get out of the ramp because it had one of those barriers that goes up and down. The machine kept my ticket that said how long I was parked.

Said "**** this" and drove around the ramp looking for an exit I could squeeze through to get out. Everything was blocked off with bollards and heavy equipment.

Went back to the exit. Hit "lost ticket" on the machine screen. Screen responds by saying that I owe $40.00. Figured I would pay the $40.00 by trying another credit card, and then figure out how to dispute it later. Tried another credit card. it didn't accept that one either.

Went back to a parking space in the ramp.

Wife is getting a little panic stricken.

Called the non-emergency number for the police.

Took about 20 minutes to explain what happened.

The police finally found a number for the company (out of town) that ran the parking ramp. They called that number, and told the police it was because I took too long to put my credit card in and that I would have to try again and pay the $40. Explained that I can't pay the $40 because it won't take cash, and it won't take my credit card.

Police said to try the intercom on the payment machine.

Drove back to the exit, tried the intercom. It rang about 50 times. No one answered.

Went back and parked again.

Wife says "Trump was indicted" as she looked at her phone. Had a brief moment of joy.

Had to call the police back and they sent an officer. Wife said "HIDE THE WEED"! I said "It's legal now honey".

Cop showed up and was able to get someone on the intercom on the payment machine. The guy who he talked to remotely lifted the gate and I was able to leave. Whole thing took about an hour.

Wife said she's never going to the weed store with me again.

Told her our lives are essentially over. We've been sequestered for so long because of Covid, that now we are assimilating back into the real world, we don't know how to function in society anymore.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217775219

Hmmm....not stuck for multiple hours, not calling the police four times, no life-threatening health concerns and not terribly believable in the first telling.

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2023, 10:08:06 AM »
Buffalo Guy Kicking Himself For Not Just Pulling Fire Alarm To Evacuate Congress

https://babylonbee.com/news/buffalo-guy-kicking-himself-for-not-just-pulling-fire-alarm-to-evacuate-congress

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PHOENIX, AZ — After years of being jailed with violent criminals, Buffalo Guy was kicking himself today for not simply pulling a fire alarm on January 6th to force Congress to evacuate.

"Seriously? I could have just pulled the fire alarm instead of going to all the trouble to dress like a buffalo and charge into the Capitol?" said an aghast Buffalo Guy. "Gosh, do I feel silly."

Buffalo Guy, known in some circles as Jacob Chansley, watched yesterday as Representative Jamaal Bowman demonstrated how to properly and legally commit a crime to delay Congressional proceedings. "So you pull the fire alarm, and then come up with some ridiculous excuse, like you thought the fire alarm was a doorknob," explained Mr. Bowman. ...

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2023, 10:37:32 AM »
I have never known any one, or heard of anyone accidentally pulling a fire alarm. There is no other object in existence that one could confuse it with.
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2023, 10:54:50 AM »
I guess the parking garage doesn’t take ebt cards  :-)

It sounds like he should still be quarantined in his home and never come out again.
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« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2023, 11:53:33 AM »
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2023, 12:20:50 PM »
You'll note that not even Hank Johnson has been this stupid. Yet...

He would say “Hold my beer”, but he’s afraid it will capsize and spill everywhere.

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2023, 06:26:33 PM »
Actually he claims it’s not him in the video, it’s a case of mistaken identity because all white folks think we all look alike  :thatsright:
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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2023, 07:23:07 PM »
Well, he does resemble Mad Maxine ... :naughty:
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #16 on: October 03, 2023, 05:56:30 AM »
He's still trying to spin the story.  Here's his latest post:

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If you spent a minute questioning the motives of Rep. Jamaal Bowman in setting off the fire alarm

...you should read the Capitol Police statement who confirmed his version of events today.

<Followed by Capitol Police description of events which confirm he pulled the alarm>

Clearly the Representative was trying to get out of the door, trying it first, and making the mistaken decision to pull the alarm, believing as he said that it was part of the process for opening the door.

He acted with impatience, and not a lot of good reasoning, but there's nothing nefarious here. Certainly not an effort as McCarthy has charged, to halt any voting in the building completely separate from the Capitol.

No real harm, no foul.

Followed by this tweet which provided the press release from the Capitol Police:
https://twitter.com/MuellerSheWrote/status/1708922381467627560

So, bigtree has gone from it didn't happen, to it was an accident, to it was a stupid action by someone who thought he was too important to wait for the door to unlock.

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4. it doesn't rise to the level of the garbage we saw yesterday

...I'd like to think people here have enough respect for our stalwart Democratic legislators to give them a benefit of the doubt.

To afford them the understanding that we all make stupid mistakes, sometimes, without intending harm. In this case, there was a temporary evacuation, much like in grade school. There is no harm here.

There is nothing nefarious here, either, which was the actual point in the accusations, not revealing the Dem legislator as a goof.

What I saw yesterday from far too many people was a complete surrender to the media and McCarthy's gaslighting.

And then it finally dawned on me....bigtree is one of the few black DU members.  He's going for the "I Dindu Nuffin" defense.

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6. that particular door is open on weekdays

...the actual sign on the door says it can be opened after the alarm sounds and 30 seconds passes, not that exiting is prohibited.

It's practically encouraging exits, aside from the 'emergency' part.

Says nothing about evacuations, etc.

Obviously he knows better now, but he's not the only congressman to stretch the rules of that building to accomodate him. If I understood him correctly, he was concerned about missing the vote to keep the government open. 

Yep, nothing encourages using a door like multiple signs that say "Emergency Exit Only".

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16. It is clear

You can’t get much more clear than a sign saying it’s an emergency exit only.

Nothing nefarious, but still a dumb thing to do. He acknowledges he was wrong, why can’t you?

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24. wrong how? It was a mistake

...I don't do the thing you're doing here.

I don't excoriate people for harmless mistakes. It's irrelevant to any concern about the vote, which was the accusation which sparked this accusatory nonsense about whether he had 'pulled' the alarm.

I see how the concern has shifted to this scolding about the fire alarm. Good luck with all of that.

He's a grown man, has apologized several times, and has voluntarily made himself accountable to the Capitol police. He doesn't need lecturing, and people here don't need lecturing about his actions.

Umm...it wasn't until the Capitol Police came forward with video showing him doing it that he acknowledged he did it.  And it could have impacted voting if pulling the alarm delayed any House members from getting over to Congress.

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14. but he tried the door first

...and no doubt was vexed by the signs.

People yesterday were insisting he simply pulled the alarm. This corroborates his account that he was just trying to exit, not stop the vote.

But, yeah he pulled the alarm, mistakenly thinking, as he has said, that it was part of the process for opening the door.

No one is really going to care after this feeding frenzy dies down that he mistakenly pulled the fire alarm.

It isn't going to affect his position as congressman or obscure any of the work he's doing to advance progressive legislation. THAT'S all anyone should be obsessing on about Bowman after today.

If anyone is still harping on him for pulling that alarm tomorrow, they are in the most inane political territory imaginable, and obviously are just interested in politically opposing this Democratic representative and should be regarded as so.

He's a grown man, has apologized several times, and has voluntarily made himself accountable to the Capitol police. He doesn't need lecturing, and people here don't need lecturing about his actions.

This canard is OVER. 

He was vexed by the signs?  My three year old grandson knows not to touch fire alarms, and he can count to three and he knows how doors work.  Maybe he could teach Bowman how to get that pesky door open.

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23. you provided the quote to me and I quickly acknowledged it.

...interesting, though, that you're still pushing it on this thread of mine.

It's irrelevant to the congressman. Irrelevant to me that I missed that quote. It was just as meaningless a point that he had pulled the alarm as it is now.

The essence of the accusations were that he had pulled th alarm irrespective of the door. That is now been proven false. It makes the point about pulling the alarm moot and irrelevant to the inference that he had done something nefarious -which is ALL any Democrat should be concerned about today.

He's a grown man, has apologized several times, and has voluntarily made himself accountable to the Capitol police. He doesn't need lecturing, and people here don't need lecturing about his actions.

This canard is OVER. 

I only saw people discussing how irresponsible it was to pull a fire alarm when there wasn't actually a fire.  Not what happened prior to him pulling the alarm.   His excuses about not knowing what would happen if he pulled the alarm just made him look even stupider.  And repeatedly saying it's OVER doesn't change history.

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29. well here we are again, with you questioning his motives

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...what other reason are you inferring he pulled the alarm for, if not confused about the signage?

Why are you still pressing this point on my thread?

He said clearly that he was trying to open the door. What about that needed questioning? Pulled, activated, what does it matter? I'm not surprised Democrats here scrambled to deflect that.

The sign say the door can be opened, not 'don't open this door.' It has a complicated process on the signage which isn't difficult to imagine confused him.

What I don't understand is why his accusers, and the folks pressing the now obviously irrelevant point about 'pulling' the alarm, have relied on all sorts of projection and speculation to press their concern, but can't countenance anyone defending Bowman making their own conjecture.

You don't press pulling the fire alarm in the middle of accusations about trying to stop the vote without holding onto the possibility it had some truth to it.

What galls is that this Democratic congressman immediately gave his explanation, and people bent over backward to try and prove him wrong, when the simple explanation that he gave about the door should have sufficed.

Leaning in on the fact that he pulled the alarm looked like it was meant to suggest it didn't have anything to do with the door, basically calling the man a liar and agreeing with McCarthy.

Amazing that your view was immured from all of that.

The word you are looking for is not "lying" but "obfuscating".  Piling bullshit up to make him look better is not working.

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25. Have you ever spent time trying to get out of a building where

Every single exit you tried had an emergency alarm?

Well clearly there must be some that don't, but you don't know where they are. You can't find anyone to ask who knows. I've done this. I think it was in a hospital. Good security, terrible signage.

Did you consider going out the way you came in?  Moron.
 
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28. I've gone out of alarmed doors, lost and impatient
 
...yes.

Full disclosure.   

Of course you have.  Rules don't apply to black people because that would be racist.

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2023, 06:19:41 AM »
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Yep, nothing encourages using a door like multiple signs that say "Emergency Exit Only".

They better not let him sit next to an emergency exit on a plane! :thatsright:
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2023, 07:46:41 AM »
They better not let him sit next to an emergency exit on a plane! :thatsright:

His parents kept hoping he would use the emergency exit on the school bus, but no such luck; the bus driver successfully kept him focused on licking the windows instead...
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2023, 08:29:27 AM »
What's with the fixation on alarmed emergency doors? The picture from the video is clear. Bowman was facing and yanked a bright red wall-mounted fire alarm.
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2023, 08:35:49 AM »
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I was held captive in a parking ramp when I heard about the indictment.
 
Drove with my wife and my dog to the cannabis dispensary. Parked in a big concrete parking ramp.

Wife and dog waited in the car in the ramp.

Walked to the weed store, got my weed, returned to the car.

Went to exit the ramp.

Handmade sign taped on the payment machine at the ramp exit that said "credit cards only."

Put my ticket in the machine. Screen said I was there 18 minutes. It wanted $2.00 for parking.

Put my credit card in the machine.

Screen said "credit card invalid". Couldn't get out of the ramp because it had one of those barriers that goes up and down. The machine kept my ticket that said how long I was parked.

Said "**** this" and drove around the ramp looking for an exit I could squeeze through to get out. Everything was blocked off with bollards and heavy equipment.

Went back to the exit. Hit "lost ticket" on the machine screen. Screen responds by saying that I owe $40.00. Figured I would pay the $40.00 by trying another credit card, and then figure out how to dispute it later. Tried another credit card. it didn't accept that one either.

Went back to a parking space in the ramp.

Wife is getting a little panic stricken.

Called the non-emergency number for the police.

Took about 20 minutes to explain what happened.

Maxed out the credit cards on weed.  :banghead:

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2023, 09:31:14 AM »
What's with the fixation on alarmed emergency doors? The picture from the video is clear. Bowman was facing and yanked a bright red wall-mounted fire alarm.

what i find curious is they released a still, but not the actual video.
that tells me it probably makes this look even worse.
bigtree isn't giving up on it though. he's made it his new career for the week

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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2023, 09:32:44 AM »
What's with the fixation on alarmed emergency doors? The picture from the video is clear. Bowman was facing and yanked a bright red wall-mounted fire alarm.

What, you're going to believe your lying eyes over the narrative?  Fascist racist nazi scum!!1!!!!1! 

Bigtree HAS to be a mole on a suicide run.  Surely no one can really be that delusional and ignorant and have enough brain power to keep breathing automatically, let alone actually turn on a computer and type out those screeds. 
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2023, 10:12:17 AM »
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what i find curious is they released a still, but not the actual video.

That’s so he can claim it’s photoshopped  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: BIGTREE is on a mission
« Reply #24 on: October 03, 2023, 11:44:39 AM »
Rep. Bowman Pulls Fire Alarm Again While Trying To Flush Urinal



WASHINGTON, D.C. — New York Congressman Jamaal Bowman again found himself trying to explain away an awkward situation today, as he apparently once again pulled the Capitol fire alarm whilst attempting to flush a urinal.

"Oh my, is that what that does? I thought it was for the urinal," Bowman reportedly said when questioned by the Capitol Police. "I was just trying to get rid of my waste. Shaking hands with an old friend, you know? I thought pulling that lever would evacuate my urine from the receptacle. My mistake!"

Republican members of Congress and skeptical American citizens expressed doubt regarding Rep. Bowman's story. "Let me get this straight," Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan shouted. "First, he thought the fire alarm was a lever that would open the door of the Capitol complex, and today he thinks the fire alarm will empty the urinal after he drains his swamp? I'm not buying it! In fact, I'm launching a formal inquiry!"

When pressed for further explanation, Rep. Bowman continued to claim it was an innocent error. "I'm really going to have to plead ignorance on this one," he said. "It activates the fire alarm? Seriously? I thought it said ‘FIRE' on it in huge, clear letters to let anyone know how to clear out the urinal after a long session of Congress. I'm being honest here."

At publishing time, Rep. Bowman refused to confirm reports that the Washington, D.C. Fire Department has responded to his place of residence 4,785 times in the last six months.

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