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Offline Ralph Wiggum

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15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« on: July 08, 2023, 11:58:51 AM »


The nation was rocked to its core this week after a substance later determined to be cocaine was found in the West Wing of the White House. The always-trustworthy and not-in-any-way-corrupt D.C. Police Department immediately launched a very thorough 15-minute investigation to learn the identity of the culprit.

While it's unlikely we'll ever know who could have possibly brought cocaine into the house where President Biden and his crack-addicted son were staying, The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of 15 other things found at the White House during the search:

1) Three more illegitimate children of Hunter Biden

2) Dead hookers

3) Live hookers

4) $72 billion marked "For Zelenskyy"

5) Teddy Roosevelt's skateboard

6) Jill Biden's Fisher-Price pretend doctor's kit

7) Dominion voting machine programming manual

8) Scrapbook containing Hunter Biden's baby teeth...and his adult teeth.

9) Ray Epps

10) A notebook labeled "Chairman Xi's To-Do List"

11) 30 suitcases left behind by Sam Brinton

12) List of unsecured locations of classified documents

13) Hunter's other laptop (where he keeps the REALLY bad stuff)

14) A closet full of adult diapers

15) Glass vial labeled "Next Pandemic — Save for 2024"

https://babylonbee.com/news/15-other-things-the-secret-service-found-at-the-white-house
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Re: 15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2023, 01:05:55 PM »
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6) Jill Biden's Fisher-Price pretend doctor's kit
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Re: 15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2023, 01:40:13 PM »
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The Babylon Bee has obtained a list of 15 other things found at the White House during the search:

1) Three more illegitimate children of Hunter Biden Only three? Keep looking!

2) Dead hookers Jill found them?!!!

3) Live hookers Tell them to get out of Dodge before Jill finds them!
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5) Teddy Roosevelt's skateboard Taft didn't break it by trying to use it?

6) Jill Biden's Fisher-Price pretend doctor's kit Not a "Made in China" counterfeit?

7) Dominion voting machine programming manual Did Biden highlight it with red or blue crayon?

8) Scrapbook containing Hunter Biden's baby teeth...and his adult teeth. Any used hypodermic needles?

9) Ray Epps No Trump rally for him to infiltrate this weekend?
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11) 30 suitcases left behind by Sam Brinton Only 30? Keep looking!

12) List of unsecured locations of classified documents Does it include hotel rooms Hunter and his hookers "played" at?

13) Hunter's other laptop (where he keeps the REALLY bad stuff) LaptopS?

14) A closet full of adult diapers With a "Weekly Delivery" invoice?

15) Glass vial labeled "Next Pandemic — Save for 2024" Just one? Full or empty? Was a spare key to the WH basement hanging next to the vial(s)?
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Re: 15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2023, 04:41:59 PM »
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Re: 15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2023, 12:17:07 PM »
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The length of chain biden used in the showdown with corn pop
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Re: 15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2023, 09:02:01 AM »
Hi5  :lol:
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Re: 15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2023, 09:37:15 AM »
But wait!  There's more!!!!

1. Nixon's missing 18.5 minutes of tape-recorded conversations.

2.  JFK's sweet nothings whispered in Marilyn Monroe's ear. Oh, and the condom he left behind. Ick.

3.  Obama's parasol. (He was really pissed when he realized he misplaced it. It was found in the same drawer where Big Mike kept her testosterone meds -- and her fake dildos. (Why have a fake dildo when you already have a real appendage?))
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Re: 15 Other Things The Secret Service Found At The White House
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2023, 09:25:56 PM »
A secret phone to talk to rabbits who control everything.
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