Toughest, badest and meanest truck ads.
The "meteor proof" truck.
The "extra strong breaks" truck. (in case your about to drive over a cliff and change your mind at the last possible second)
The "extra strong towing capasity" truck. (in case your towing your house accross town and are about to be crushed by a giant swinging steel I-beam or somesuch)
The "hold your motorcycle tightly inside the bed even if your truck is upside down" truck. (as if that's the worst of your problems when your truck is f'ing upside down)
Seriously! WTF!?!? (most of the ads I see are during football and the lessor sports)